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I think Rajni-revolution has just started here in India.. Just like Chuck Norris became a phenomenon a couple of years back.. I mean this thread, my e-mail inbox, ph inbox, random converstations have started to include Rajni jokes/facts a bit too much... though, I aint complaining till they are funny... Here's something which got forwarded to me.. Nothing "IVG" in it, but a funny read..

 

 

 

Why did Newton Commit Suicide?...

 

The Reason....

 

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

 

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:

 

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

 

2) In another movie, Rajnikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.

 

Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.

Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

 

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.

 

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun…. Bang…the gangster dies…

 

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!

 

The ‘climax’ finally arrives.

 

Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax.

(Brother Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

 

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

 

Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!

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hmmm.. I thought/think so because, I vivdly remember seeing that 'knife with a splitting bullet' scene from a Rajni movie...

 

 

Thats in a vid in youtube...animated vid..

Its not there in his movies...None of the scenes u described r thr in any of his movies..

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i dont really recollect this bullet thing.

 

the most frustrated thing i have seen is when he was surrounded by some 8 gangster he uses the football and put them all down! :lol:

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Those are actually facts... Such scenes took place in Rajni's movies!! :suicide:

 

nope. i am certain 90% of these 'scenes' never happened, there is a fine line between awesome and absurd. These look great for 'facts-jokes' but i doubt rajni is that stupid to use them in movies.

 

I Dont think so.

 

he is right there, he is a chennai dweller, must have had much more experience in witnessing Rajni than most of us.

 

hmmm.. I thought/think so because, I vivdly remember seeing that 'knife with a splitting bullet' scene from a Rajni movie...

 

What you are referring to is an animated ad featuring a rajni cartoon where he pulls of that bullet split stunt. probably castrol or maybe for some animation institute promotion, i cant find it in youtube unfortunately.

I saw that in school some years ago. is hilarious :D

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What you are referring to is an animated ad featuring a rajni cartoon where he pulls of that bullet split stunt. probably castrol or maybe for some animation institute promotion, i cant find it in youtube unfortunately.

I saw that in school some years ago. is hilarious :D

 

chk 2 posts above :hypocrite:

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Even i dont understand tamil....Thr's subtitles in this..

@ madhav the scenes u described r 4m dis video..unless u think its a movie :P

IDK, But what I do know is that I HAVE seen that part somewhere or the other.. Something other than the second vid...

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What you are referring to is an animated ad featuring a rajni cartoon where he pulls of that bullet split stunt. probably castrol or maybe for some animation institute promotion, i cant find it in youtube unfortunately.

I saw that in school some years ago. is hilarious :D

Yeah... I can't remember actually but it is making sense... some particular ad might have been using it...

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