megzworld Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 ^^ Thankyou.. Here are some more: Once superman made a bet with Rajnikant, the loser had to wear the underwear outside ! When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth. When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You will score over 1600. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Rajnikant wrote a cheque without balance.. the bank bounced.. When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!! There are no lesbians. Only women who have not met Rajnikant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyofx Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 ^^ Thankyou.. Here are some more: Once superman made a bet with Rajnikant, the loser had to wear the underwear outside ! When Rajnikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth. When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You will score over 1600. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Rajnikant wrote a cheque without balance.. the bank bounced.. When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!! There are no lesbians. Only women who have not met Rajnikant! Very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choron ka raja Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Frag Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Zodak doesnt post in Rajni's threads. thats the best point ..this guy interfere his nose everywhere ..don't leave any forums even on dead communities or Orkut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM Sunny Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Zodak doesnt post in Rajni's threads. thats the best point ..this guy interfere his nose everywhere ..don't leave any forums even on dead communities or Orkut dead forums and that too in a dead site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saumil Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Rajni can unsee what has been seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
over_cloud9 Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 The best thread of IVG ever (may be I'll die laughing)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushy Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Rajnikant can download the entire internet on his 56kbps dial-up connection and save it in his floppy disk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aki_jazz Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Rajni is every girl's Brother....... Bad one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaztin Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Rajnikant as a kid, while playing near a beach made a sand mountain. The mountain is now known as Mt. Everest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Frag Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 ^ thoda jyada hogaya aisa nahi lagta ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zzombie Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Rajni goes to a blood bank but he doesn't approve syringes and sh1t. He just asks for a gun and a bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aki_jazz Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Rajnikant as a kid, while playing near a beach made a sand mountain. The mountain is now known as Mt. Everest. gud one.... its gud he didn't made any castle else Beckhingham might came out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megzworld Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Guys, Now enjoy some of Rajnikanth's famous punchline.. Moondru Mugam (1982)•Ekambaram: “Ekambaramnu sonna vayithula irukura kozhandhai kooda vaaya moodum.” (?????????: “??????????? ??????, ???????? ???????? ??????? ??? ???? ??????”) – “Say the name ‘Ekambaram’ and even an unborn child will shut its mouth and hush up.” •Alex Pandian: “Adhe kozhandhai kitta Alex Pandiyannu sonna, innoru kaiyale avanga amma vaayayum moodum!” ( ??????? ?????????: “??? ????????????? ??????? ??????????? ??????, ??????? ?????? ????? ????? ???????? ???????? ??????”) – “Well, if you say the name ‘Alex Pandian’ to that same unborn child, it will even close its mother’s mouth with its other hand!” Basha (1995)• “Naan oru dhadavai sonna nooru dhadavai sonna madhiri.” (???? ??? ???? ???????? ???? ???? ????? ??????) – “If i say it once, I’ve said it a hundred times.” Muthu (1995) •“Naan eppa varuven, eppadi varuvennu yarukkum theriyadhu, aana varavendiya neratthil correct-aga varuven.” (???? ???? ???????, ?????? ????????? ?????????? ????????, ??? ?????????? ????????? ??????? ???????) – “When I will arrive, or how I will arrive, nobody will know, but I will arrive when I ought to.” {Gosh.. I'll get marraige proposals from Tamilians after this..Lolz } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k@rt!K Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZJphxYZZcg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DevilsOwn Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Rajni once crapped in an water body. Its now called the Dead Sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Frag Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Rajni uses Alienware laptop with Win i100 core processor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmage Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Rajnikanth wrote a cheque and the bank bounced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Frag Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Rajnikanth wrote a cheque and the bank bounced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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