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For anyone who missed the celebrations at the end..

 

 

BWAHAHAHAHAH..!!

 

the kid crying at the end was truely awesome.. totally epic..!!

Thats what chelsea does to the opposition..

 

hunt em' down and make em' cry like bitches..

 

Also Some really nice darru fights and Joey looking like an adorable nerd.

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For anyone who missed the celebrations at the end..

 

 

BWAHAHAHAHAH..!!

 

the kid crying at the end was truely awesome.. totally epic..!!

Thats what chelsea does to the opposition..

 

hunt em' down and make em' cry like bitches..

 

Also Some really nice darru fights and Joey looking like an adorable nerd.

 

class act realy, sums up the kinda supporter you are and the team you support as well....im not surprised.

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@MON

class act realy, sums up the kinda supporter you are and the team you support as well....im not surprised.

 

And I am not surprised at the lack of silverware at Emirets.. your point being..??

 

@EBOUE IS GOD

i know how you felt when you lost at home in november

 

If u mean crying like a li'l girl.. then no. But If u mean crying at the ineptness of our then manager (scholari) and a newfound feeling of halplessness.. then sure. I mean U lot are having those exact same emotions consistantly for what... last 4+ years..

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The Art of Drogging!

 

He is a strange being, known for diving frequently and making both his friends and foes throw their arms in the air in despair.

 

However he is most famous for the art of Drogging.

 

Here`s a short guide to the terms that often follow Drogging.

 

Drogging - A verb. This is the action of having the creature known as the Drogba terrorise your defenders from the start of the match until the end and Is usually accompanied by him putting the ball in the back of the largest net, often at great cause to those guarding it.

 

Drogged: Past tense. It means to have experienced a Drogging. Look above for the definition of Drogging.

 

Drogger: A person or thing that gives Droggings. Droggings may only be performed by the Drogba. Anything else just gives inferior Droggings or risks physical or emotional trauma, may result in career expiration.

 

Droggee: A person who has been Drogged. Victims are usually defined as being smaller and physically outmatched by the Drogba. Exceptions would be an incident at the Wembley Reserve where a Ferdinand and Vidic of the Devil species were found Drogged, victims had no recollection of anything during and after the Drogging.

 

Known Droggees are: A Senderos. Had to be relocated to Milan to avoid further trauma, has not shown any improvement since being Drogged.

 

Agger. Took one bad Drogging at the Bridge, had to fished out from the canal after being Drogged to experience immense physical trauma. Recovered but has been reported missing recently. Said to be relocating to Milan or Madrid, where no Drogbas have been seen.

 

Skrtel. Spent the least time with the Drogba. Was given one hell of a Drogging at the Bridge. Recovered only to receive another at A Field.

 

The Bridge: The known haunt of the Drogba. Has recently found it uncomfortable but after changing the ranger has found the new one to be adequate.

 

Drogba: Imagine the Incredible Hulk but with the green skin and purple boxers wearing a Chelsea kit .That`s pretty much it. Only one is known to exist in the world.

 

And that ladies and gentlemen, is what a Drogba is!

 

source : vital chelsea

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@Nemo......heres your answer;

 

ARSENAL FC

 

Domestic

First Division or Premier League[91] (English football champions)

Winners (13): 1930–31, 1932–33, 1933–34, 1934–35, 1937–38, 1947–48, 1952–53, 1970–71, 1988–89, 1990–91, 1997–98, 2001–02, 2003–04

Runners-up (8): 1925–26, 1931–32, 1972–73, 1998–99, 1999–2000, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2004–05

Second Division[91]

Runners-up (1): 1903–04

FA Cup

Winners (10): 1929–30, 1935–36, 1949–50, 1970–71, 1978–79, 1992–93, 1997–98, 2001–02, 2002–03, 2004–05

Runners-up (7): 1926–27, 1931–32, 1951–52, 1971–72, 1977–78, 1979–80, 2000–01

League Cup

Winners (2): 1986–87, 1992–93

Runners-up (4): 1967–68, 1968–69, 1987–88, 2006–07

Charity Shields and Community Shields[92]

Winners (12): 1930, 1931, 1933, 1934, 1938, 1948, 1953, 1991 (shared), 1998, 1999, 2002, 2004

Runners-up (7): 1935, 1936, 1979, 1989, 1993, 2003, 2005

 

European

UEFA Champions League

Runners-up (1): 2005–06

European Cup Winners' Cup

Winners (1): 1993–94

Runners-up (2): 1979–80, 1994–95

Inter-Cities Fairs Cup

Winners (1): 1969–70

UEFA Cup

Runners-up (1): 1999–2000

UEFA Super Cup

Runners-up (1): 1994

 

CHELSEA FC

 

Domestic

First Division/Premier League[66]

Winners (3): 1954–55, 2004–05, 2005–06,

Runners-up (3): 2003–04, 2006–07, 2007–08

Second Division

Winners (2): 1983–84, 1988–89

Runners-up (5): 1906–07, 1911–12, 1929–30, 1962–63, 1976–77

FA Cup

Winners (4): 1970, 1997, 2000, 2007

Runners-up (4): 1915, 1967, 1994, 2002

League Cup

Winners (4): 1965, 1998, 2005, 2007

Runners-up (2): 1972, 2008

FA Charity Shield/FA Community Shield[67]

Winners (3): 1955, 2000, 2005

Runners-up (4): 1970, 1997, 2006, 2007

Full Members Cup

Winners (2): 1986, 1990

 

European

UEFA Champions League

Runners-up (1): 2008

UEFA Cup Winners' Cup

Winners (2): 1971, 1998

UEFA Super Cup

Winners (1): 1998

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^^^^^^^^^

read my post again mr. Libre

I said EMIRETS..

 

ie in the recent past.

 

I can also pull out random historical stuff frm my a*s. FYI chelsea were the first english club to be eligible to play in CL or european cup. Its a shame FA didnt allow us to participate or we would have won our first european cup then and there.. that chelsea team of early 50s was as leagendery as they come.

 

for proof, from wiki-

 

Winning the Championship should have ensured that Chelsea became the first English participants in the inaugural European Champions' Cup competition to be staged the following season. Indeed, they were drawn to face Swedish champions Djurgårdens in the first round. However, Chelsea were denied by the intervention of the Football League and the F.A., many of whose leading members were opposed to the idea and felt that primacy should be given to domestic competitions, so the club were persuaded to withdraw.

 

:wOOtjumpy:

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Yep the same feeling. But unlike you, I will support my club even when they dont win anything, and not shift to trophy winning clubs.

My respect for Wenger's principles is, and will be the deciding factor in supporting him, not how many trophies he wins.

 

Come summer, y'all will be without a manager, better start looking for replacements. That would mean like what 5 managers in 5 years

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That would mean like what 5 managers in 5 years

 

yeah and 5+ trophies in last 5 years as well.

 

And U accuse a chelsea.. of all teams a chelsea fan (ok some might be glory hunters) to watch the game for trophies.. when we had to wait 50 years for our 2nd english top div title.

 

As for manager, I'd be very surprised if Roman hasnt yet confirmed Hiddink and told Russia to find a new guy.

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yeah and 5+ trophies in last 5 years as well.

 

And U accuse a chelsea.. of all teams a chelsea fan (ok some might be glory hunters) to watch the game for trophies.. when we had to wait 50 years for our 2nd english top div title.

As for manager, I'd be very surprised if Roman hasnt yet confirmed Hiddink and told Russia to find a new guy.

Then why this pointless arguement about us not winning trophies?

 

And im not sure, but there was a statement made some weeks ago about Chelsea's chairman admitting Guus wont be staying on.

 

That guy is legendary though, what he did with Australia,Korea and Russia is :censored:

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Then why this pointless arguement about us not winning trophies?

 

why not.. its a nice comeback and it hits u guys where it hurts most..!! :P

 

And im not sure, but there was a statement made some weeks ago about Chelsea's chairman admitting Guus wont be staying on.

 

Roman basically controlls the russian football federation. He pays hiddink's salary frm his own pocket even when he was russian manager. I m not saying that its 100% that Hiddink wil stay. (of course i want him to) but after his superb upliftment, It wud be very strange if he does not does everything possible to make Gussy stay.

 

And as for stament.. since when hav all staments in football been gosples of truth ??

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