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I wonder why they even bothered showing the City game last night. The highlight was watching a fan cuff himself to the goal. Shoulda gone with either the Spurs or Pool game might have been better for spectators. Oh well.

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Heres what a gooner fan said before the Bolton game

 

 

Tomorrow: We win against Bolton. 10 points.

 

This weekend: We beat Blackburn and they lose to Liverpool. 7 points.

 

February 11: We beat Sunderland and Newcastle nicks a draw. 5 points. How's it look now?

 

February 26: We win the derby. 2 points. How's it look now?

 

March 3-4: We beat Liverpool, they lose to United. Bingo, we lead by 1 point.

 

March 10-12: They lose to Everton, we beat Newcastle. Us by 4.

 

March 17: We beat Everton, they beat Stoke. Us by 4.

 

March 24: We beat Villa, they lose at Chelsea. Us by 7.

 

March 31-April 1: We beat QPR, they beat Swansea. Us by 7.

 

April 7: We beat Man City at home, they get only a draw at Sunderland. Us by 9.

 

April 9: This could be a banana peel game for us, at Wolves. But it could also be one for The Scum, as they host surprsing Norwich. Us by 9.

 

April 14: We beat Wigan, they beat Bolton. Us by 9.

 

April 21: We beat Chelsea at home (why not, we beat them on the road and we'll be healthier than we were then), they only get a draw at QPR. Us by 10, and there's 9 points left to be won. Happy St. Totteringham's Day.

 

April 28: We may only get a draw at Stoke, and they'll beat Blackburn -- but you never know, Blackburn won at United. Us by 10.

 

May 5: We beat Norwich, and they lose at Villa. Us by 13.

 

May 13: Season finale, we win at West Brom, they win home to Fulham. Us by 13.

 

We finish 3rd, and don't need a qualifying round for the Champions League. They finish 7th, and Harry and all their moron fans say, "Wha happened?"

 

:rofl:

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