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wtf I can't take this anymore, is this european bug or what that's got into us this season , absolutely pathetic home or away in europe all the way.

 

Bilbao look like they are playing like Barca for christs sake , its just that United are playing piss poor football in europe with no desire or determination.

 

Wasted my time trying to stay awake for this sh*t..

 

 

Kudos to Chelsea yesterday. :good:

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I dont know understand it. Why dint he play scholes? Its not like we have tough schedule this weekend. Scholes is the only player currently united midfield who can control the game for us and still went ahead with cleverley when we were trailing. :|

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saw this on a football forum :rofl:

 

 

Balotelli unhurt after car crash Link

Balotelli wins award, mocks Wilshere Link

Balotelli suffers allergic reaction to grass Link

Balotelli wears "Chicken Hat" Link

Mancini throws suitcase at Balo Link

Balotelli is good at darts Link

Balotelli makes Rio lose it Link

Balotelli charitable act to homeless person Link

Balotelli's car impounded 27 times Link

Balotelli's pulled over by police because he was driving round with £25,000 in cash on his passenger seat. When they asked him why he had it, he laughed and replied “because I can.”Link

Balotelli saves boy from bullying Link

Balotelli shown round Naples by mafia Link

Balotelli buys a Harley and immediately banned from riding it Link

Balotelli calls fire brigade after fireworks set bathroom alight Link

Balotelli subsequently made Manchester's ambassador for fireworks safety Link

Balotelli then runs up £55k hotel bill whilst home is repaired and parks his Maserati in the drop off point at the Lowry Hotel. Link

Balotelli(with gf) picks up newsagent porn mag Link

Balotelli ignores mothers shopping list Link

Balotelli uses iPad while sitting on the Italy bench Link

Balotelli v's Bib

Balotelli tries to visit all female prison Link

Swaps new Italy home shirt at half time, for the Old one.. because he didn't like the design.Link

Balotelli pranks City staff member Link

Balotelli gives Norwich a cold shoulder Link

Balotelli shouts "ROOONEEY" at prostitute Link

Balotelli tries to take dog on open top bus parading the FA Cup Link

Balotelli confronts Dynamo Kiev fans on the street Link

Balotelli donates enough to help build a school in South Sudan, that they name a wing after him. Link

Balotelli swears live on TV

Balotelli trips up Dzeko

Balotelli dates BB winner than sh*gs her best mate Link

Balotelli builds racetrack in his back garden Link

Balotelli cake making fail Link

Balotelli back heel fail

Balotelli attacks training dummy Link

Balotelli gets grief from Villa fans, then promptly scores an overhead kick and celebrates in front of them Link

Balotelli takes part in 'I [heart] MCR' campaign, but pens CITY below slogan Link

Balotelli hits female reporter with inflatable banana

Balotelli casually sits on top of the pile-on during FA Cup final goal celebration Link

Balotelli takes to pitch v Bayern with boot's reading 'SUPER M'. Link

Balotelli steals Kun Aguero's gloves in Chelsea game Link

Balotelli and the 32FF Porn Star Link

Balotelli's Christmas Eve/Christmas Day jaunt to Wythenshawe Link > Deansgate Link > Chorlton Link> Wythenshawe again Link

Balotelli named track on Tinchy Stryder EP, apparently the hook goes 'Why always me, why always me, why always me… Mario Balotelli!' Link

Balotelli challenges Rag to punch-bag arcade game duel - he lost though! Link

Balotelli meet's Tim Westwood and arranges DJ lessons Link

Balotelli turns up at Xavarian College.. to use their toilet Link

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