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Geoff Arsenal ‏@GeoffArsenal

Team News; Szczesny is not fit for tomorrow so Don Vito Mannone is in goal. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain starts. Thats all i can declare. #COYG

 

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jenk---kos----verm--gibbs

 

walcott--arteta----podolski

 

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Bring it on kop

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Top 10 Zlatan Quotes :roflroll:

 

 

 

#10 On his half-time loss of temper at being on the bench versus Inter Milan in the Champions League semi-final.

"I’m not violent, but if I were Guardiola I would have been frightened.”

 

 

#9 When asked to describe his style of football by a reporter.

"Zlatan-style"

 

 

#8 On his form at AC Milan in the 2011/12 season.

"I think this is the best season of my career; I think my league form has been more than perfect."

 

 

#7 Says it all really.

"An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team."

 

 

#6 Responding to Wenger's invitation to a trial at Arsenal in 2001.

"Zlatan doesn't do auditions."

 

 

#5 An extract from his book "I Am Zlatan.

“Then Guardiola started his philosopher thing. I was barely listening. Why would I? It was advanced bullshit about blood, sweat and tears, that kind of stuff.”

 

 

#4Explaining how he bested an opposition defender.

"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right and he did too. Then I went left again and he went to buy a hot dog."

 

 

#3 Responding to a female reporter who questioned his sexuality after being pictured in a curious position with former Barcelona teammate, Gerard Pique.

"Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay... And bring your sister"

 

 

#2 When asked what he got his other half for her birthday.

"Nothing, she already has the Zlatan."

 

 

#1 An interesting analogy that he gave to Pep Guardiola about the way his talents were being wasted.

"You bought a Ferrari but you drive it like a Fiat"

 

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