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Liverpool tapping up Bony behind Swansea's back... Not the first time they have acted in this manner..

 

 

 

Swans chairman Huw Jenkins has made it quite clear that any meeting happened without his knowledge.

 

He said: ‘I was very surprised to hear and disappointed to hear that Liverpool had gone down that route and were talking to the player behind behind my club’s back.

 

‘I’m disappointed that Liverpool are acting in that manner. No official approach has been made to me or our football club.’

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Pogba's agent:

 

“Paul to Chelsea? It’s just fantasy football,” agent Mino Raiola toldTuttosport. “Everything is perfect at Juventus and no meetings are planned.”

 

Vidal:

 

Yes, I heard these rumours, but I don’t want to talk about it,” Vidal told Chilean newspaper El Mercurio.

“For the moment I am just enjoying my vacation, then when I return to Italy we’ll see.

“Manchester United? I am relaxed, but of course who wouldn’t be pleased with interest from one of the best clubs in the world?”

they only possible way the could lure vidal is by offering wages of around 200k

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Agreed. Specially the Man United thread last season, I personally thought it was hilarious, innit?

 

Yeah but not better than your Crystal Palace match day thread.

 

Ah and how can I forget this one.

 

 

 

Does anyone of of you even post there? It's fascinating to see you guys taking offence to anything remotely related to Liverpool. That post wasn't even directed to anyone of you or your players.

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Quite inspirational from Liverpool fans..

I shed a few emotive tears.

 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00LEG66SE/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1404784220&sr=8-1π=SY200_QL40&tag=viglink22149-20

 

 

 

:rofl:

 

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The customer reviews almost killed me! I am dying :rofl:

 

 

I tried to buy this in Waterstones but it was raining outside and I slipped. Whilst I was recovering Demba Ba nipped in and got the last copy.

 

 

 

By the final chapter of this book I was kneeling on the floor of my living room, floods of tears pattering onto my replica kit, wailing like a hysterical gibbon. My dogs, Rushie and Aldo, wailed in solidarity with me. They understood; my wife didn't. I felled her with a right hook.

 

Imagine if all you ever wanted was a carrot cake, and then, after 25 years without one, you see your most loyal friend walking towards your house smiling, carrying a carrot cake with your name on it. As he reaches your drive, he tumbles calamitously into a ditch. You rush out to find him writhing in agony amongst a cakey-muddy mess, a hungry raven pecking at his flesh. That is how we Liverpool fans feel about the 13/14 season (the raven is Tony Pulis, by the way).

 

 

Brendan Rodgers treated me to the biggest emotional rollercoaster on the planet, not even Alton Towers could reach its peaks, lows and loop de loops.This book brings it all back.

 

I remember the Chelsea game like it was yesterday. Me, me auld fella, titch and spanners all donned our full warrior kits, tied our 5 times flags around our necks like makeshift capes and marched for the Shankly gates. We bought our CHAMPIONS 13/14 t-shirts outside, made our way onto the kop and laughed as the Chelsea team was read out. During our mirth, I turned to my brethren and told them there was no way Chelsea were going to score today, the only way they will is if Gerrard falls flat on his face and gives them the ball, right in front of all of us. And he would not let it slip. We all shed tears of laughter.

 

That evening, after much arguing, binning of champions shirts, seething, mild violence and tears, I went for a walk. Cape still flapping behind me like a kingly robe, kit still held snug to my flesh, looking like a Sports Direct Superman..I still held hope. Crystal Palace would be blitzed. Sure, it was dark. Sure, I was walking down the hard shoulder of the M57 getting beeped. But not as sure as I was about our destiny. Suarez had been persecuted for nothing, now it was time for vengeance.

 

As our third went in at Selhurst Park I turned to Spanners and held him. "You were right!" he cried, "Its going to be a massacre!" I put my arm around my auld fella and we laughed, "all our defenders would have to switch off now for Palace to get a chance and they'll be lucky to get one, never mind three!" I bellowed.

 

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Luis Suárez unveiling at Barcelona blocked by Fifa until the end of his ban

• Fifa confirms any such presentation will not be permitted

• ‘He cannot be in a football-related event irrespective of venue’

 

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