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the problem is due to our financial situation, Own Goal will be sold to Madrid in the summer.

 

Where Will the Goal Come From :roflroll:

 

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And did i mention, COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!

 

(anything other than a Chelsea win, and United are on top with 13 games to play!)

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Presenting, the John Terry chronicles-

-Bridge is not a first choice even with his wife.

 

-Wayne Bridge's wife must be a goalpost in moscow, cause John Terry HIT IT !!

 

-I knew Terry liked to score at the Bridge, but this is just ridiculous.

 

-(after the burnley goal) Terry scored away from home, AGAIN !!

 

-I dont see any thing wrong in what Terry did, every coach will tell you- 'when the fullback leaves the hole, the center back has to fill it'.

 

-Ashley cole was caught speeding at 130 kmph in a 40km zone, when the police questioned him he replied- 'I heard JT's car is parked outside my house'.

 

-Once you go terry,you aint coming back in a hurry.

 

-After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.

 

-John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed.

 

-What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.

 

-John Terry didnt quite understand Carlo Ancelotti when he said that he wants his captain to get his hands on a couple of cups this season.

 

-(at the tune of our 'carefree' song) "Chelsea, wherever you may be, don't leave your wife with John Terry."

 

 

 

 

 

Feel free to add moar interbewz gems :console:

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Chelsea have this one in the bag imo and did anyone see that Spurs game yesterday? Liverpool have been given a chance to try and squeeze it if they can. They have to beat Arsenal next week and then the real madness to the end of the season begins. I still think they are out of the UCL next year but who knows.

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Presenting, the John Terry chronicles-

 

 

-I dont see any thing wrong in what Terry did, every coach will tell you- 'when the fullback leaves the hole, the center back has to fill it'.

 

-Ashley cole was caught speeding at 130 kmph in a 40km zone, when the police questioned him he replied- 'I heard JT's car is parked outside my house'.

 

-After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.

 

-John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed.

 

-John Terry didnt quite understand Carlo Ancelotti when he said that he wants his captain to get his hands on a couple of cups this season.

 

 

:rofl::P

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