MarketTantrik Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Gamedaily: You Know You Suck at Gaming When... From GameDaily _________________________________________________________________ There comes a time when gamers need to wake up and face the truth... they suck at playing games. If any of these characteristics and behaviors describes you, then you obviously need some practice. 1) You Need Cheat Codes -Taking the time to look up and input cheat codes is a sure admission of failure. 2)You Read Strategy Guides, Walkthroughs and/or Manuals -Reading is a sign of weakness, so real gamers leave game manuals inside the box and figure out the controls by themselves. 3) You Carry the Lowest Rank -Other players see the low rank as the culmination of your gaming performance (or lack thereof) and stand ready to boot you instead of allowing you to drag the team down. 4) You Spend More Time Spectating Than Playing -You know you suck when you always end up dying seconds after spawning into a game. 5) You Send Controllers Flying -Tough games cause people to pitch these things like baseballs, leaving bad players with broken TVs and windows as proof of their lack of skill. 6) You Build Up Cheap Achievements -As the saying goes, if you don't have the skills to succeed, then fake it. 7) N00bs Show You Up -You log hours upon hours practicing a game, but still get owned by a 10 year-old picking up the controller for the first time. 8) You Use Profanity as a Weapon -The first and last resort of any player getting destroyed by opponents is to curse 9) You're Totally Geared Up and Still Losing -In that rush to get ahead, you never learned to play the game. 10) You Buy Characters and/or Items on Real Life Auction -Why bother playing a game when you can pay someone to do it for you? __________________________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L33TWiZaRd Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Cool post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeMan Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Ouch...that hurts my feelings! @MT: One thing was missed out...."You know you suck....when you try to play against/with your sis/g.f, whose impression of FPS was that it is an alternative to the metric system" p.s: And gloat when you win! :censored3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L33TWiZaRd Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 You know you suck at gaming, when u come up with lame excuses for your loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchizoidFreud Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Ouch...that hurts my feelings! @MT: One thing was missed out...."You know you suck....when you try to play against/with your sis/g.f, whose impression of FPS was that it is an alternative to the metric system" p.s: And gloat when you win! :censored3: where the f**k had u been man? :shock3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixeljunkie Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 you missed one 11) You can't seem to finish the demo let alone the entire game P.S. don't point fingers at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeMan Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 @Sam: No. 12 is 14) While playing Multi player FPS/TPS on Live, you rely on cheapness to get you any kills. (My high point was killing Umang twice in Halo 3 by hiding immobile at various dark corners, and once someone shows up, stealthily creep up and kill em!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man In The Box Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 13) you get together with friends online and take turns gathering frags, achievements and ranking up peace :roflroll2: ^^ That reminded me of someone! :roflroll2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchizoidFreud Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 14) While playing Multi player FPS/TPS on Live, you rely on cheapness to get you any kills. (My high point was killing Umang twice in Halo 3 by hiding immobile at various dark corners, and once someone shows up, stealthily creep up and kill em!) :roflroll2: dude u were new to the MP of halo at that time, most people wouldnt even get kills...if im not mistaken, that was the first match of yours with us indians. Dont blame yourself. @Avishkar - :rofl2: It also reminded me of another dude whos a very good friend of the person u thought about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeMan Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 ^^ What are these obscure references about again? Edit: I mean the ones which Umang and Avishkar are referring to? @Umang: Reason for going AWOL from LIVE -- Mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchizoidFreud Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 ^ just nevermind its a LONG story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinity091 Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 15) you lose to your 8 year old brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 ^^ Kids are usually better at video games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedalus Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 ^^ What are these obscure references about again? Edit: I mean the ones which Umang and Avishkar are referring to? @Umang: Reason for going AWOL from LIVE -- Mom u wanna know? donz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchizoidFreud Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 ^ Deepak and Ankshit, u both going offtopic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeMan Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 ^ Deepak and Ankshit, u both going offtopic! My bad...a forum search has helped me understand now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchizoidFreud Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 ^ now that u know it, lets stop discussion about it. Its better off not talking about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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