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@rosh joke kaha hai !!!!!

or ws the fact tht 50% of engg students r girls

mere yaha or even frm wat i've heard frm other friends its 1/3rd or perhas a lil more

Neither of you are mechanical engineers I presume!

 

 

 

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Boy: tumne aaj kis colours ke underwear pehne hai?

 

Girl: tumko bus yehi sab baate karni hoti hai

 

Boy: okay, ye bataao, how should RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?

 

Girl: hmmmm... pink colour ki he... ok.

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Girl: I'm being sexually harassed. Boss: how?

Girl: this guy everyday comes and says your hairs smell nice.

Boss: so wats the problem in that?

Girl: this guy is just 3 feets tall.

 

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Girl: Kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho?

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Boy: No

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Girl: Kya?

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Boy: Jab main peda huwa to meri Maa ne musibat zheli.

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Jab badaa hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya

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Jab taklif hui to Behan roi

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Jab zarurat padi to Bhai saath aya

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Girl: achaa Gandu

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Jab LUND khada hua to kon kaam ayaaaa..?

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