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Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!

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Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a f**king headache in the morning.

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Men like sex, just like their belts...

If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!

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Responses during Sex:

Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great!

wh*re: Come on finish it now!

Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly!

Wife: Ceiling needs painting!

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A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast.

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Internal Note from Department Head to all employees:

Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles!

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Men like sex, just like their belts...

If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!

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Responses during Sex:

Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great!

wh*re: Come on finish it now!

Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly!

Wife: Ceiling needs painting!

 

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