mshingore Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 There are three types of ions. Cation : Positively charged. Anion : Negatively charged. Onions : Expensively charged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mshingore Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 ---------------------- Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes! ------------------------- Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a f**king headache in the morning. ------------------------- Men like sex, just like their belts... If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole! ------------------------- Responses during Sex: Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great! wh*re: Come on finish it now! Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly! Wife: Ceiling needs painting! ------------------------- A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast. ------------------------- Internal Note from Department Head to all employees: Dear Employees, We do get to know when you're texting during the meeting. Because seriously, no one looks at their private parts and smiles! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolfy among us Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Not worthy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kr1pt1k Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Men like sex, just like their belts... If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole! ------------------------- Responses during Sex: Mistress: Wow! Darling this is great! wh*re: Come on finish it now! Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly! Wife: Ceiling needs painting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mshingore Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 ^^ what's the joke?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Bird Bird Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 ^^ The joke's on us ! Also, http://io9.com/the-50-greatest-tweets-about-ben-afflecks-casting-as-1188521731 Affleck gonna be like "It's the Jokah! Or the Riddlah! Rahbin! Call Commissionah Gahden!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mshingore Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) pedophile: i have candy, get in the van me: no pedophile: the van has wifi me: ok Edited August 28, 2013 by mshingore 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mshingore Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Height of honesty; Husband:My frnd told me that he has f**ked EVRY woman in our building except ONE! Wife: It must be Sneha on 4th floor,She is very orthodox! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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harsh1387 Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Wow.. That we too good! Sent from my Nexus 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mshingore Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Checkout twitter #ReplaceMovieNameWithBoing Quite funny trending no 1 by bingo (mad angels wala) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rohan Seth Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Tabhi tu mujhe hamesha kehta rehta hai ki you love their biryani. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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