playstationdude Posted April 24, 2020 Report Share Posted April 24, 2020 Slightly NSFW तिवारी जी को गाली देने की आदत थी... नई नई शादी के बाद पहली बार ससुराल जा रहे थे। अपने पिता जी से बोले:- ससुराल वालों की माँ चोदने जा रहा हूं। ३ दिन बाद लौटूँगा। पिता जी ने समझाया: बेटा पहली बार जा रहे हो, गाली बिल्कुल मत देना। खाने को भोजन कहना, पानी को जल, और खीर को तस्मई। तिवारी जी ससुराल पहुंचे, सभी ससुराल वाले इकट्ठे हो गए। सास - दामाद जी, खाना खाएंगे? तिवारी जी - भोजन करूंगा. ससुराल वाले खुश। बहुत ज्ञानी दामाद है।। तिवारी जी - थोड़ा जल मिलेगा? ससुराल वाले और खुश।। सास - आप तो बहुत शिष्ट हैं। खाने को भोजन कहते हैं, पानी को जल।। तिवारी जी तो बस इतने में खुश हो गए। बोले - बहन के लौड़ों, माँ तो तुम्हारी तब चुदेगी, जब मैं खीर को तस्मई कहूंगा ।। 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhpian Bali Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 Yeh desh ka kuch nahi ho sakta. https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/blogs/toi-editorials/rahul-gandhi-is-priming-for-a-second-coming-but-has-he-overcome-the-shortcomings-that-felled-him-in-2019/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=TOI&utm_content=om-bm&fbclid=IwAR37mGC2A0RPlKXwFT_UyZZv0kC5D1UZC0C2YAU7dmyG8jsFQd7fwahwEvc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Bhpian Bali said: Yeh desh ka kuch nahi ho sakta. https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/blogs/toi-editorials/rahul-gandhi-is-priming-for-a-second-coming-but-has-he-overcome-the-shortcomings-that-felled-him-in-2019/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=TOI&utm_content=om-bm&fbclid=IwAR37mGC2A0RPlKXwFT_UyZZv0kC5D1UZC0C2YAU7dmyG8jsFQd7fwahwEvc Lol, you work for BJP IT cell. You guys are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftrunner Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Maximus said: Lol, you work for BJP IT cell. You guys are the best. Goddamn dude if they start paying people to post on IVG like twitter, its all over for us all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 13 hours ago, Aftrunner said: Goddamn dude if they start paying people to post on IVG like twitter, its all over for us all. Think they are already here, just look at the coronavirus thread there is a "Heil Modi" remark every page or two, even moderation is biased. Sticking to the jokes, hundreds of guys canceled the same seats of the same show when Deepika supported a protest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, Maximus said: Think they are already here, just look at the coronavirus thread there is a "Heil Modi" remark every page or two, even moderation is biased. Sticking to the jokes, hundreds of guys canceled the same seats of the same show when Deepika supported a protest. We criticise where necessary but the credit needs to be given where they are doing good unlike you who find fault in everything i.e Haters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 1 hour ago, hope said: We criticise where necessary but the credit needs to be given where they are doing good unlike you who find fault in everything i.e Haters. Lol, your "we" made my point. If criticism of certain actions by the government are considered haters then majority of USA are haters and you guys have been haters a lot more since the current ruling party have been in power for a much lesser time. I suggest we get back to the topic, as neither of us will be able to change our mindsets. At least I added a joke with my comment. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted May 2, 2020 Report Share Posted May 2, 2020 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Maximus said: Lol, your "we" made my point. If criticism of certain actions by the government are considered haters then majority of USA are haters and you guys have been haters a lot more since the current ruling party have been in power for a much lesser time. I suggest we get back to the topic, as neither of us will be able to change our mindsets. At least I added a joke with my comment. There are a lot of people who applauded govt. Efforts in Covid thread so thats WE but you went elsewhere i think. Anyways. Edited May 2, 2020 by hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushy Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 i came here for a good laugh....you both didn't let me down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunnerY2J Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 (edited) Friend made it, did find it funny and the opening part is really good. Edited July 12, 2020 by GunnerY2J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhiteWolf Posted August 7, 2020 Report Share Posted August 7, 2020 (edited) KFC knockoff called OFC. Obama fried chicken Edited August 7, 2020 by WhiteWolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomShade Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 Youtube recommended me this for whatever reason. How on the nose the raciss was in the olden times Song is 10/10 but. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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North Posted August 19, 2020 Report Share Posted August 19, 2020 1 hour ago, STICK3Rboy said: Holy sh*t this was funny af Though with all the guns in this, I'd expect the actors to have American accents, not British Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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