SpearHea:D Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) Bf - I have decided that I will not kiss u until v get married . Gf - ohhh!!!!! come on that's so ALOKNATH of u Aarti All Night - Alok Nath Version Aaj mandira khullan do Kanyadaan Hullan do nariyal ko fod faad ke dukh ashanti bhullan do... Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. Sunlo saari duniya walo jitna bhi tum jor lagalo karenge aarti saari raat hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. Sunlo saari duniya walo jitna bhi tum jor lagalo karenge aarti saari raat hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo.. Aaj mandira khullan do Kanyadaan Hullan do nariyal ko fod faad ke dukh ashanti bhullan do... Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii Bajate Raho...Ghantiiii bajate raho....ghnatiii bajate rahooo Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. [x2] Jisne Bhi aarti hai karni aajao mandir ke bheetar Nariyal fool lekar khane ko laga hai langar... Sadda gudgaon delhi ki betiyaan aayi hai sath me bhole ki CDiyaan bhi laayi hai Pujari Prasad ke khud jimedaar hai karlo aarti saari raat Kal itwar hai.. Ghanti Bajegi Loud To beti Police bula legi Us beti se jaake kehdo Ye aarti Yun hi chalegi Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi Fir bhi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. Khulla mandir Guru Dwara har beti bole ghar nahi jana Babuji ko tu karde msg aaja beti karke bahana Aarti Hori bahot bhayankar Aarti ke gajab najare Jee karta hai bas ek baar hi Kardu mai Kanyadan tumhare.. Ek kunwari beti ne yun ghnati baja rahi hai ek hath se baj nahi rahi,do do baja rahi hai Naache dekho kaisi...Mehfil macha rakhi hai Itti si tu hai nahi..hein? Sanskaar bhula rahi hai... Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi Fir bhi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi Sunlo saari duniya walo jitna bhi tum jor lagalo karenge aarti saari raat hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo.. Aaj mandira khullan do Kanyadaan Hullan do nariyal ko fod faad ke dukh ashanti bhullan do... Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii Bajate Raho...Ghantiiii bajate raho....ghnatiii bajate rahooo beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi Fir bhi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi Sent from my LG-D802 using Tapatalk Edited January 8, 2014 by AtheK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Overkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Overkill Sanskaron main reh ke baat karo.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolfy among us Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 I am in the esteemed company of a colleague who bought an iphone 4s case on ebay and was sent a rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piper Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 I am in the esteemed company of a colleague who bought an iphone 4s case on ebay and was sent a rock Case.. for how much? And PaisaPay should cover the refund, so no worries. I know people in my office who have ordered laptops via official distributors and received rocks in Fedex packages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg man Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 I am in the esteemed company of a colleague who bought an iphone 4s case on ebay and was sent a rock You'll easily get refund. I ordered a case for G2, and it was not fitting properly. Got refund . In my case it was a case, just not fitting. So I sent it back.(the only loss of 70 rs). Don't think it will be applicable in your case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Those who masturbate will say "apna hath jagannaath". Those who dont masturbate will say "apna haath alok nath" Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Wolfy among us Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Ugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJD Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) Aarti All Night - Alok Nath Version Aaj mandira khullan do Kanyadaan Hullan do nariyal ko fod faad ke dukh ashanti bhullan do... ......... 10 bucks say Narendar Chanchal "JEE" composes this song. Hello Hi Chhodiye "Sanskaar" me rahiye Edited January 8, 2014 by KJD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Sent from my LG-D802 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhiteWolf Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 Alok nath jokes khatam hogayi kya ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted January 9, 2014 Report Share Posted January 9, 2014 Alok nath jokes khatam hogayi kya ? Yep...not as good as the previous ones 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0 Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) Some programming / programmer jokes .... don't blame you if you didn't laugh Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" A: Inheritance --------------- Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: none, that's a hardware problem -------------- “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause…. “Java.” ------------------- ["hip","hip"] (hip hip array!) --------------- To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion ----------- These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu" "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated." --------------------- A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says "Hello World!" and meet up his friend Baz ------------------- Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” ------------ A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" Edited January 10, 2014 by Ne0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted January 10, 2014 Report Share Posted January 10, 2014 Maine Beyonce Jay-Z talented ladki kahi nahi dekhi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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