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oh my god........... sabki fav line.ek cid mein kam se kam 20 baaar bolte hai.......

nywys gud 1 dude....it seems its your fav tv series..........

 

not by a long shot and its for rolfing i m not posting thinking this is not my fav series by any means :threatenlumber:

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Who Is Clever - Teacher Or Student?

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't

Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

 

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as

dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and

said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return

the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way

back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

 

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked

him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as

this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in

seperate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

 

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

 

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS )

Q.2. Which tyre burst ?............ ....( 98 MARKS )

 

a) Front Left

:doh: Front Right

c) Back Left

d) Back Right .....!!!

 

True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992-96

 

 

 

 

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher

picked him to answer a question.

 

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with

your gun, how many would be left?"

 

"None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly away."

 

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are

thinking."

 

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now.

 

If there were three

women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one

Licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her

cone, which one is married?

 

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

 

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But

 

I like the way you are thinking.

The Teacher Fainted

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