SpearHea:D Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 2 Buddhe Nashe Me Tunn Kothe Pe Gaye. Koi Ladki Unke Sath Jaane Ke Liye Nahi Maani, To Agent Ne Unhe Rubber Doll Dummy Hawa Bharke De Di, Aur Kaha Ladki Nashe Mein hai, Tum Apna Kaam kar Lo. Subah Pehla Budda:- Yaar Ladki Nashe Mein Nahi thi, Lash Thi Saali Lash. Saari Raat Khud Hi Hil Hil Kar Khud Kiya. Poora Shareer Dukh Raha hai. Dusra Budda:- Abe Mujhe To Bhoot De Diya Saalo Ne. Maine Josh Mein Booob Par Kata, To Sooooooooooon Ki Awaaz Ke Sath Tez Hawa Aayi, Aur Ladki Udd Ke, Khidki Ke Bahar Chali Gai. Sari Raat Meri Phatti Phati Rahi haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gursimar991 Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 (edited) Conductor- bache ka ticket???Rajasthani lady- iiko b ticket lageHai K??Conductor - Ha Lage Hai...Raj Lady: Arey... Magar... Yo to abhibi maroBOBLO Chuse hai.Conductor: Arey BOBLO to iiko baapbhi chusehai, to uke b free me bithau kbaavri.? Edited January 29, 2014 by gs_RoXxX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 Just for fun... No offence. Nepali anthem- suno gorse indiawalo, chahe jitne mahal banalo,🏤 uske aage garden banalo,🌱 uske aage gate lagalo,🚪 gate ke aage honge hum nepali👺🔦 OOO shaaab 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sandy_ Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 To all the lovely & beautiful mummies Beautiful poem: slow down mummy, there is no need to rush, slow down mummy, what is all the fuss? slow down mummy, make yourself a cup of tea. slow down mummy, come spend some time with me. slow down mummy, let's pull boots on for a walk, let's kick at piles of leaves, and smile and laugh and talk. slow down mummy, you look ever so tired, come sit and snuggle under the duvet, and rest with me a while. slow down mummy, those dirty dishes can wait, slow down mummy, let's have some fun - bake a cake! slow down mummy, I know you work a lot, but sometimes mummy, it's nice when you just stop. sit with us a minute, and listen to our day, spend a cherished moment, because our childhood won't stay! To all the hard working moms!! ☺️ Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk - now Free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sandy_ Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager's lips. The manager kisses and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk - now Free 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sandy_ Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 When someone touches U and U don't feel it, it's ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it's Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it's Khujli (Itching) Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk - now Free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sandy_ Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at “Yahoo”. We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To “Download….. Data” From My “Pen Drive”. Just When I Was About to “Transfer”, We Realised That Non Of Us Had “Installed” A “Firewall” It Was Too Late To hit “Delete….. Nine Months Later A “Pop-up Window” Appeared Saying”You Have Got A Male” … Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk - now Free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted January 30, 2014 Report Share Posted January 30, 2014 Hahaha...so true 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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playstation Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 ..some really funny lines in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AronorA Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 Read the reviews guys http://www.flipkart.com/sennheiser-hd-800-wired-headphones/product-reviews/ITMDSPDF7VNQGQKB?pid=ACCCRRRWZSACSYDJ&start=0 Ahahahahha...Some are pure genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted February 2, 2014 Report Share Posted February 2, 2014 Ek Fauji Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Se Agle Din Usko Emergency Ki Vajah Se Vapis Border Pe Bula Liya Gaya. Jane Se Pahle Fauji Ne Socha Ki Mere 3 Bhai Hai, Kahi Piche Se Meri Biwi Ke Sath Kuch Galat Na Kare. To Vo Unhe Bulata Hai Aur Kahta Hai: “Main Border Pe Jaa Raha Hun, Yaad Rakhna Babhi Maa Samaan Hoti Hai”Fir Bhi Use Apne Bhaiyo Pe Yakeen Nahi Thha, To Usne Apni Biwi Ki Choot Mein Ek Blade Rakh Diya. Fauji Chala Gaya Aur 2 Months Ke Baad Vapis Aaya Aur Apne Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Fauji: “Chal Sare Kadpe Utar?” Bhai Ne Kapde Utar Diye To Fauji Ne Dekha Uske Lund Pe Ek Cut Laga Hua Thha Fauji Gusse Se Bola: “Madhar Chod Harami Kutte, Bahan Ke Lund Babhi Maa Saman Hoti Hai, Fir Bhi Tune Esa Kiya, Chala Ja Door Ho Ja Meri Nazro Se” Fir Us Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulata Aur Uske Bhi Kapde Utarvata Hai, Uske Bhi Lund Pe Ek Cut Laga Hota Hai Fauji: “Salo, Babhi Maa Saman Hoti Hai Aur Tumne Uski Ijjat Pe Hath Dhala, Maa Chuda Yaha Se Chala Ja” Ab Vo Sabse Chote Bhai Ko Bulata Hai Aur Usko Bhi Nanga Karta Hai, Par Uska Lund Bilkul Saaf Hota Hai. Fauji: “Tu Hi Mera Asli Bhai Hai, Tune Apne Is Bhai Ki Ijjat Rakhi Aur Babhi Ko Maa Ka Darja Diya” Chota Bhai Apne Dono Haatho Se Ishara Karta Hai Aur Bolta Hai: “Lai Lu Lya Leh Lha Lai“ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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