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2 Buddhe Nashe Me Tunn Kothe Pe Gaye.

Koi Ladki Unke Sath Jaane Ke Liye Nahi Maani,

To Agent Ne Unhe Rubber Doll Dummy Hawa Bharke De Di,

Aur Kaha Ladki Nashe Mein hai, Tum Apna Kaam kar Lo.

Subah Pehla Budda:- Yaar Ladki Nashe Mein Nahi thi, Lash

Thi Saali Lash.

Saari Raat Khud Hi Hil Hil Kar Khud Kiya. Poora Shareer Dukh

Raha hai.

Dusra Budda:- Abe Mujhe To Bhoot De Diya Saalo Ne.

Maine Josh Mein Booob Par Kata, To Sooooooooooon Ki

Awaaz Ke Sath Tez Hawa Aayi,

Aur Ladki Udd Ke, Khidki Ke Bahar Chali Gai. Sari Raat Meri

Phatti Phati Rahi haha

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Conductor- bache ka ticket???
Rajasthani lady- iiko b ticket lage
Hai K??

Conductor - Ha Lage Hai...
Raj Lady: Arey... Magar... Yo to abhi
bi maro
BOBLO Chuse hai.

Conductor: Arey BOBLO to iiko baap
bhi chuse
hai, to uke b free me bithau k
baavri.?

 

 

 

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Just for fun... No offence.

Nepali anthem-

 

suno gorse indiawalo,

chahe jitne

mahal banalo,🏤

uske aage

garden banalo,🌱

uske aage

gate lagalo,🚪

gate ke aage

honge

hum nepali👺🔦

 

OOO shaaab

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To all the lovely & beautiful mummies

Beautiful poem:

 

slow down mummy, there is no need to rush,

slow down mummy, what is all the fuss?

slow down mummy, make yourself a cup of tea.

slow down mummy, come spend some time with me.

 

slow down mummy, let's pull boots on for a walk,

let's kick at piles of leaves, and smile and laugh and talk.

slow down mummy, you look ever so tired,

come sit and snuggle under the duvet, and rest with me a while.

 

slow down mummy, those dirty dishes can wait,

slow down mummy, let's have some fun - bake a cake!

slow down mummy, I know you work a lot,

but sometimes mummy, it's nice when you just stop.

 

sit with us a minute,

and listen to our day,

spend a cherished moment,

because our childhood won't stay!

 

To all the hard working moms!! ☺️

 

 

 

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A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager's lips. The manager kisses and licks the finger.

 

Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet

 

 

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When someone touches U and U don't feel it, it's ignorance.

 

When someone touches you and you feel, it's Love.

 

When nobody touches you but you feel it, it's Khujli (Itching)

 

 

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Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at “Yahoo”. We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To “Download….. Data” From My “Pen Drive”. Just When I Was About to “Transfer”, We Realised That Non Of Us Had “Installed” A “Firewall” It Was Too Late To hit “Delete….. Nine Months Later A “Pop-up Window” Appeared Saying”You Have Got A Male” …

 

 

 

 

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Ek Fauji Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Se Agle Din Usko Emergency Ki Vajah Se Vapis Border Pe Bula Liya Gaya.

Jane Se Pahle Fauji Ne Socha Ki Mere 3 Bhai Hai, Kahi Piche Se Meri Biwi Ke Sath Kuch Galat Na Kare.

To Vo Unhe Bulata Hai Aur Kahta Hai: “Main Border Pe Jaa Raha Hun, Yaad Rakhna Babhi Maa Samaan Hoti Hai

Fir Bhi Use Apne Bhaiyo Pe Yakeen Nahi Thha, To Usne Apni Biwi Ki Choot Mein Ek Blade Rakh Diya.

Fauji Chala Gaya Aur 2 Months Ke Baad Vapis Aaya Aur Apne Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulaya Aur Bola

Fauji: “Chal Sare Kadpe Utar?

Bhai Ne Kapde Utar Diye To Fauji Ne Dekha Uske Lund Pe Ek Cut Laga Hua Thha

Fauji Gusse Se Bola: “Madhar Chod Harami Kutte, Bahan Ke Lund Babhi Maa Saman Hoti Hai, Fir Bhi Tune Esa Kiya, Chala Ja Door Ho Ja Meri Nazro Se

Fir Us Se Chote Bhai Ko Bulata Aur Uske Bhi Kapde Utarvata Hai, Uske Bhi Lund Pe Ek Cut Laga Hota Hai

Fauji: “Salo, Babhi Maa Saman Hoti Hai Aur Tumne Uski Ijjat Pe Hath Dhala, Maa Chuda Yaha Se Chala Ja

Ab Vo Sabse Chote Bhai Ko Bulata Hai Aur Usko Bhi Nanga Karta Hai, Par Uska Lund Bilkul Saaf Hota Hai.

Fauji: “Tu Hi Mera Asli Bhai Hai, Tune Apne Is Bhai Ki Ijjat Rakhi Aur Babhi Ko Maa Ka Darja Diya

Chota Bhai Apne Dono Haatho Se Ishara Karta Hai Aur Bolta Hai: “Lai Lu Lya Leh Lha Lai

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