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married lawyer had been having fun in his car with his secretary.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On getting home, his wife saw a pair of panties on the back seat.

 

 

 

She tore it apart, screaming, "What the hell is this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What have you been up to??"

 

 

 

 

 

If you were the lawyer, what would your reaction be?

 

 

 

...... beg for forgiveness?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...... honesty is the best policy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...... (guess before you read on)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He calmly replied, "You have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

worth a million for me, which I'm handling. You can forget the jewelry you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wanted!"

 

 

 

She quickly fell on her knees apologizing.

 

 

 

No one wins over a Lawyer, even someone called A WIFE

 

 

 

 

 

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I dont get this. Are we doing lame jokes as ironical comedy now? This is painfully unfunny, its the level of "Beta Jaa Pan le aa" jokes. :suicide:

 

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Those jokes are funny for those folks who experienced such situations in their childhood. Something experienced by those born in 80s and lead normal lives. You wont find it funny at all if your life was entirely different. And judging by your post, you probably had a very different childhood.

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