SpearHea:D Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Razpor Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWZLa4AnN5k#t=0 Edited February 17, 2014 by Razpor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man In The Box Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 1. Go to translate.google.com2. Type in "........................"3. Select Japanese4. Listen to it out load5. Get stomach pains from laughing too much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Are yaar kya hai yeh Here is one more.You will laugh like nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolfy among us Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Right Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) Hand to hand Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO6Xm-JKStg Edited February 20, 2014 by Udham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sandy_ Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 A short story read a long time back A young priest joined a church after death of his predecessor. He called all the staff & said,"We should emphasis on education so that our people grow in all the fields of life. This will not only bring prosperity but also avoid evils. So, lets begin from our own home. U all tell me about ur education". Everybody complied except the David who used to pull rope to ring bell during prayers. Actually he was illiterate. So, the priest said to him," For larger benefits of the society at large, little sacrifices have to be made. So, David, take ur full & final settlement from accountant". While sadly going back to his home David begun 2 have an urge to smoke tobacco. He tried 2 find a shop but couldn't get one and reached home without smoking tobacco. He got an idea & opened a little tobacco shop in the middle of that 3-4 km stretch. From very first day his idea was successful as he was not able to meet the demand. So he doubled then tripled the volume of busyness, still the demand was there. Then he opened similar shop for his unemployed son at the start of that road and got similar success. To cut short he keep of opening shops & employed first his relatives then the people from his village. Finally he established a very big chain of small outlets selling tobacco in whole of the city & then in the state. The basic idea was same to open shop at such a place where no other such tobacco shop was available. Now David became, the richest man of the city. One day the manager of city branch of the biggest bank of the country came 2 David. He asked him where he keeps his money. David replied,"In cash chest". The manager convinced him 2 deposit money in his branch so that it would not only remain safe but also earn interest. David agreed. Manager filled the account opening form then asked David to sign. David told him that he was illiterate & could not sign. The manager asked in surprise," You established such a big busyness empire in spite of being illiterate. What would u had done, if u were educated". David replied calmly, " GHANTA BAJATA p.s. thats exactly what educated people r doingBottom of Forrm Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk - now Free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadoken Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Does your car insurance policy cover Hadokens and Shoryukens? Press the CC (Closed Captioning) icon for English subtitles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadoken Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Nerd joke time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhpian Bali Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 NSFW.. Literally!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harjas Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 want to post a funny video of dayz here it is let me know if its ok for this thread like allowed or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Wolfy among us Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 This riddle is all over the internet, but can we have a discussion here and try to solve it? Einstein wrote this riddle last century and said that 98% of the world’s population would not be able to solve it. • There are 5 houses that are each a different colour. • There is a person of a different nationality in each house. • The 5 owners drink a certain drink. They each smoke a certain brand of cigarettes and also have a certain pet. No owner has the same pet, smokes the same brand of cigarettes nor drinks the same drink. • The question is. “Who has the fish?” CLUES 1. The British man lives in the red house. 2. The Swedish man has a dog for a pet. 3. The Danish man drinks tea. 4. The green house is to the left of the white house. 5. The owner of the green house drinks coffee. 6. The person that smokes Pall Mall has a bird. 7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. 8. The person that lives in the middle house drinks milk. 9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 10. The person that smokes Blend, lives next to the one that has a cat. 11. The person that has a horse lives next to the one that smokes Dunhill. 12. The one that smokes Bluemaster drinks beer. 13. The German smokes Prince. 14. The Norwegian lives next to a blue house. 15. The person that smokes Blend, has a neighbour that drinks water. GOOD LUCK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 This riddle is all over the internet, but can we have a discussion here and try to solve it? • The question is. “Who has the fish?” Is this the solution - German, living in a green house, drinks Coffee and smokes Prince ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heaven Angel Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) ^^Yep. That's the answer. It's quite an old riddle (2005-06). Also, doubt it was actually by Einstein. Edited February 21, 2014 by Heaven Angel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 This being the Jokes thread my first thought was that it's a trick question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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