MarketTantrik Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in-fi-ni-ty Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 at playstations vid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Holy sh*t!! :lol @ playstation's Vid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashishnk Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice. If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef, you better believe it’s beef. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact. Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better do it. Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay. When Jack Bauer pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction. Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent. When you open a can of whoop-a*s, Jack Bauer jumps out. When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help. You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink. Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer. Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “Jack Bauer”. In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life? In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell. What color is Jack Bauer’s blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed. Guns don’t kill people, Jack Bauer kills people. If Jack and a terrorist were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of the terrorist and blast out. People with amnesia can remember Jack Bauer. Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you’re f***ing dead.” Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars. Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness. When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal. It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of O.J. Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. Jack Bauer wasn’t born, he was unleashed. There are debates about whether Jack Bauer is right-wing or left-wing. The answer is that he is neither wing. He’s the head and heart of the American Eagle. BTW, Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tridenthawk Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 at playstation's vid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Hellsboy_ Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 "Why dont you get your a*s off the computer and fix this country" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Awesome!! Sheer genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Hellsboy_ Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 ^^^ Seriously I cant stop lolling Mega lol @ "Its called the white house for a reason" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man In The Box Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 (edited) Lol ... some epic quotes in the video.... When his team wins the match, the guy says "Every one of you should be proud of what you have achieved" [1:05] "We will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of the new age " [2:43] Someone asks Obama to tell people to veto the map and he says no. Then the guy himself vetoes the map and they are like , "What the hell? You are disrespecting Obama" and then Obama is like "you voted for me !!! " [this is around 3:08] "Fail leader Barrack Obama" ...that guy replies " You voted for me" [4:41] Edited February 14, 2010 by Avishkar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kunallkw Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 that is natacha peyre , from sweden , and definitely not a hook up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 That girl should be dead blind or else she is wh*re Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Hellsboy_ Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=002AY4cb5uw...=PL&index=6 win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aftrunner Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 OMFG that is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 (edited) Something even funnier: Edited February 15, 2010 by Snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MarketTantrik Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 @ Snake's second pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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