WhiteWolf Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn4RP57Y7bw Watch from around the 2:20 mark....Hillarious! Police Calls a Prostitute Prank Edited March 3, 2014 by Zodak™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sandy_ Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk - now Free 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sandy_ Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Two very fast friends were equally fond of the game of Cricket. Day in and day out, they only played Cricket. All their talks and discussions revolved around Cricket only. One day, one of them said to other, "What if we die? What if they don't play cricket in heaven? What will we do there in that case?" They decided to promise each other that whosoever among them dies first will come back and tell the other if they play cricket in heaven too. Unfortunately, one fine day, one of them dies in an accident and the other one cries a lot for his dead friend. Having been very tired after such a long crying, he goes fast asleep at night. While in deep sleep, he goes into his dreams. Soon, he can hear a loud,"knock, knock, knock........". Startled, he gets up in his dream to find his dead friend standing before him. Before anything else, he asks him the first question, "do they play cricket in heaven?What's the news?" His dead friend answers, "I have 2 sets of news for you, one very good and the other, very bad. Tell me, which one shall I tell you first?" Continuing, he says, "alright, I will first tell you the good news and the good news is that they play lot of cricket up there. In fact, Yamraj is the wicket-keeper and Chitragupt the Umpire. Whole day, we just play cricket." His friend is very impressed and says, "that's very good news. And what is the bad one?" Looking sullen, his dead friend replies, "and the bad news is that you are going to be the Opening batsman in tomorrow's match." Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk - now Free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ne0 Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 What's up with all these recycled 10 year old jokes lately :-/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 For today's kids, those are brand new. So deal with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentassassin Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) The standard of jokes in this have massively fallen these days Edited March 4, 2014 by silentassassin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 http://valayism.wordpress.com/2014/03/04/trendulkar-almost-owned-the-internet/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Imagine someone asking Abhishek Bacchan, "Mujhe aapki rai leni hai." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Boss Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Imagine someone asking Abhishek Bacchan, "Mujhe aapki rai leni hai." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Sandy_ Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen. Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk - now Free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DishuBOSS Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Husband: "Aaj mere dost ghar aa rahe hain. Kuch bana do." Biwi ne ye sunkar ganda sa muuh bana liya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikku_hot123 Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 Should I laugh? :unsure: Sent from my GT-I9001 using Tapatalk 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted March 6, 2014 Report Share Posted March 6, 2014 We should console him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Big Boss Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Since hope is unbanned, this is for him: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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_Sandy_ Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization ? Answer : Princess Diana's death . Question : How come ? Answer :An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky: followed closely by Italian Paparazzis in Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. And moreover this is sent to you by a INDIAN, using American (Steve job's) technology, and you're probably reading this on your iPhone or Samsung or blackberry , that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean screen, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by PAKISTANI lorry-drivers, .... . That is "" Globalisation Sent from my iPhone 5 using Tapatalk - now Free 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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