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The best example of "Doosro ki khushi me apni

khushi dhoondhna".

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Watching Porn.

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What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sex and rest of the people are thinking about food

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wedding 

 

 

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The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual! 😀.

 

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A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support!

 

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A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets;

You don't know where to put your hands!

 

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Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing and adjusting.

Always respect her by staring at it!

 

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Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand I will let you have it.

Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested!

 

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World's most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend:

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Achha Baba... Karlo!

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Antique Question:

What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX?

 

U: Hero gets the heroine

A: Villain gets the heroine

XX: All the actors get the heroine

XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine

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Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?

Women's doubles tennis - 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch!

 

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Girl: Tumne muzme aisa kya dekha ki muze propose kar diya?

Boy: Sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to Propose kiya hai, Pagli!

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What is 'Masturbation'.

 

That 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working.......:

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Excellent post after becoming a father!

He has to be on top of his game from day one, let the training begin..

 

Pata chala kisi amir Baap ke ladke ne double xp khareed ke competition tough kar diya :P

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Abhishek Bacchan to his daughter Aradhya :
"Baby i am a super star in 'Bollywood'.."

Aradhya to dad after looking at the mobile :- "No Ullu banaaving.. No Ullu baanaving...."

 

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