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1 comment says..."3 bacche pass hojate ..iske akela ke score mein"...:rofl:

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Umang Lohia

Main toh agar apna paper khud check karta toh bhi itna marks nahi la paata

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Vipin Gupta

Got a news he had given his paper for rechecking for remaining 0.4% lol!!

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:rofl:

 

Umang Lohia

Main toh agar apna paper khud check karta toh bhi itna marks nahi la paata

Like · 110 · Reply · Yesterday at 9:37pm

Vipin Gupta

Got a news he had given his paper for rechecking for remaining 0.4% lol!!

 

The. Best. :rofl:

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99.6% itne to dettol kitanu bhi nahi maarta .. :rofl:

 

Epic comments!!

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

 

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

 

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

 

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

 

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

 

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

 

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

 

'Moses,' replied the bird.

 

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

 

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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