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GF? :fear:

None, thankfully

 

 

ek aur sirf ek

 

 

 

 

 

 

NO :no: :nono:

 

Geez bro, why did you have to pick up her most sane pic?

:chair:

 

:lol:

 

/nightmares

MY EYES, THEY BLEED. Y U DO TIS?

 

Nightmare stuff.

 

Sent using a mobile device. Forgive my typo.

Agreed, BAN THEM

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wave..consider this. If you watch a guy on yt listening to a song but you can't listen it,is that copyright infringement ? Not all media are same.This also goes for video games.If a guy makes money on youtube,it's because people want to watch or hear HIM play a video game.

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Sex karte time Wife - "Aap bilkul MOBILE jaise ho."

 

Husband proudly - "You LOVE my VIBRATIONS."

 

Wife - "Nahi, BASEMENT mein jaate hi aapka NETWORK FAIL ho jata hai.

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Laloo was standing outside parliament. .

 

Rakhi Sawant passes by & says: Dhoop me kyun khada hai.?

 

Laloo :Kamaal hai," Sasuri.. Dhoti ke Andar bhi Dekh Leti hai

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Santa apni Saali ke saath baitha tha.

 

Angrez dost: "Who is she?"

 

Sante ne koshish ki lekin Saali ka english word yaad na aaya. Bola: "I am her behenchod."

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This ones awesome !!! ..

A kid entered into parent's bedroom and shocked at what he sees. Aur chillata huwa bola:"khud jo marzi aaye karo, aur mujhe ek angutha chusne par itna marti ho.....!!!!

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Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya.

Woh kushi se chillaya...

Puttar hua! Puttar hua!

Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe ki aulad LADKI hui hai!

Meri ungli chhod..!

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