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thank God. i have been cribbing about this sh*t since iv started buying movies. fk.. im a buyer.. i dno't need a fkn 3 min walkthrough of why piracy mite give your grandma the chills. if you wana put messages like these.. put them on pirated discs whr it mite actually look/sound (in Ray Romano's voice) logical. very similar to how save the tiger is actually hitting the wrong audience.

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Height of Communication GAP

 

 

Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

 

 

The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from Electric Company because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? " "Yes...... Speaking"

 

Guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

 

 

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

 

 

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the guy .

 

 

"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"

 

 

"Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "

 

 

"GOD !!!!!!...... ... This is too much........ .."

 

 

"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"

 

 

"I know that ........ Let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... He will speak to your company tomorrow "

 

 

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning.

 

 

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

 

 

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company , "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.."

 

 

"PAY you? And if I refuse?"

 

 

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

 

 

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

 

 

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

 

:panic:

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OT

 

 

What Happend to ManoMax ??

just read about that manomax thing...well i will mention a instance...few days back in shout he (ie manomax) posted a link...i just clicked on it and the next moment i got logged out from my mail ,ivg etc...i had saved the link in a word file but later just forgot about it...and deleted that word file too...but last few days my laptop is acting bit weird...i keep getting a message that a program wants to pop a message by windows (im using vista) and when i click that my windows explorer restarts on its own and again i am logged out from whtever sites i am logged in...i am using quickheal anti virus and did a virus scan just now and nothing was found ...but still scared because i use my laptop for all net banking,paypal,cc etc etc stuff...anyone who has knowledge can clear this out for me??? and is it connected with the link i mentioned about earlier??? because seeing the seriousness of the issue i am myself scared and confused because i am not that much a technical guy

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^^ yeah obaidbhai.. mano-ya-na-mano did do that. But has he been banned? perma or just for some time??

 

If he has been shut out forever... sorry for him... no condoning what happened. But the fella probably didn't know himself what he was doing. :D Accha banda tha..

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^^ yeah obaidbhai.. mano-ya-na-mano did do that. But has he been banned? perma or just for some time??

 

If he has been shut out forever... sorry for him... no condoning what happened. But the fella probably didn't know himself what he was doing. :D Accha banda tha..

 

It was only for a month. But the incident in which he was banned was different from what Obaid posted. If he has been posting different links containing virus/malware then I don't really buy the "he didn't know what he was doing excuse". Its not funny at all for those who clicked on the link.

 

@kz

 

Computer restarting often is a pretty common sign of virus infection. And quick heal is not very good from my personal experience, try some other anti-virus software. But from what you have posted I do not recommend accessing your bank/paypal etc. from it until you are sure it has been removed.

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i was referring to the jessica alba booby-trap linky that mano posted in this thread.

Thank god i wasn't around when he posted the other virulent linky in shout... haven't seen him around so kinda got worried.

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It was only for a month. But the incident in which he was banned was different from what Obaid posted. If he has been posting different links containing virus/malware then I don't really buy the "he didn't know what he was doing excuse". Its not funny at all for those who clicked on the link.

 

@kz

 

Computer restarting often is a pretty common sign of virus infection. And quick heal is not very good from my personal experience, try some other anti-virus software. But from what you have posted I do not recommend accessing your bank/paypal etc. from it until you are sure it has been removed.

well suggest me a good anti virus then bro...how is kaspersky?

well i would not have bothered about that link he posted in shout..but just today afternoon i went through the thread and it brought back that memory and now this restarting of my laptop, i thought there might be a link

and as i am on the move i got to use my laptop for all online transations,no other options bro ...so suggest me a good anti virus then

 

^^ yeah obaidbhai.. mano-ya-na-mano did do that. But has he been banned? perma or just for some time??

 

If he has been shut out forever... sorry for him... no condoning what happened. But the fella probably didn't know himself what he was doing. :D Accha banda tha..

well dont know what his intentions were ..but all this made me remember that shout thing ..and i linked it up here...kinda scared now since noctis said my anti virus is not that good too :D plus restarting is a sign of virus problem :fear:

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I am in touch with Mano for sometime now. He was telling me that he didn't know that it was having any malware or something as the link was given to him by a friend and he went ahead and posted it here before checking. He seems to be a nice guy and I don't think he did it intentionally. He was very sad that he was banned and he was even asking me for MT's number so he can talk and convince him.

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well suggest me a good anti virus then bro...how is kaspersky?

well i would not have bothered about that link he posted in shout..but just today afternoon i went through the thread and it brought back that memory and now this restarting of my laptop, i thought there might be a link

and as i am on the move i got to use my laptop for all online transations,no other options bro ...so suggest me a good anti virus then

well dont know what his intentions were ..but all this made me remember that shout thing ..and i linked it up here...kinda scared now since noctis said my anti virus is not that good too :D plus restarting is a sign of virus problem :D

 

 

as for the antivirus i m using ESETNOD 32 antivirus and never had a problem since there are other option too like bitdefender , asquared etc .

 

but does quick heal detect some virus in your pc or not since u r saying that there is problem of restarting ???

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