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I'm out.

 

You've been on the forums less than 24 hours and made three different threads for stuff that already exists. In simple terms, that is spamming.

 

Post content in the appropriate thread, therefore : babe pics in Babes thread, Batman stuff in Jokes thread, PS4/PC stuff in PC thread.

 

I'm sorry you can't figure out where to post content.

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You've been on the forums less than 24 hours and made three different threads for stuff that already exists. In simple terms, that is spamming.

 

Post content in the appropriate thread, therefore : babe pics in Babes thread, Batman stuff in Jokes thread, PS4/PC stuff in PC thread.

 

I'm sorry you can't figure out where to post content.

 

I thought it was locked because you found it offensive. That's my mistake assuming that, I apologize :) . I'll post in the appropriate forums.

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Eye to eye interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5pfYBUeB0

PART 1 OF INTERVIEW TRANSLATED .... as far as i am not against from the glamour, it is going to be over there, but as far as my story would be, be concerned it is not suggest, previously or a initially i is thought that in my view that it in my video there going to be a farrie should be there, but as far as my thinking will be just change on that, just i say and thing in behind in my side, that thing is going to be solo, so therefore i done that. ....

 

 

 

 

:rofl:

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PART 1 OF INTERVIEW TRANSLATED .... as far as i am not against from the glamour, it is going to be over there, but as far as my story would be, be concerned it is not suggest, previously or a initially i is thought that in my view that it in my video there going to be a farrie should be there, but as far as my thinking will be just change on that, just i say and thing in behind in my side, that thing is going to be solo, so therefore i done that. ....

 

Holy f**king hell. My brain just crawled out of my ear and died :rofl: and :rofl:

 

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the ending

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Lol at the rate he's going we might very well have to accept somthing on these line :lol:

 

:lol:

 

Abey yaar that was painful to watch and hear man :D

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Mountain Dew peene se door ho
jaata
hai
fear,
.
But basically ur sexual concepts r not clear.

.
Dost ne pucha exam me "5th
ans.
Batao",
.
Maine kaha Melody khao khud
jaan jao.
.
. . .
Ek aur arz hai,
Pam ke pyar me pagal ho gaya
peter,
.
Ab Hero Honda Spelndor 80KM
prati leter.
.


1 last bas 1,
Blood donate karne ke pehle
hamesha
group janchna,
.
Basanti inn kutto ke samne mat
nachna.
.
. . .
Yeh lo aur ek,
Yasomati maiyya se bole
nandlala,
.
Tata Sky laga dala toh life
jhingalala. .
.
. . .
Yeh wala last pakka
Agar tabiyat kharaab hai to
dhundo koi
chemist,
.
My name is Khan and I'm not a
terrorist. .
.

C.I.D's One
Fredricks ke sir par 50000 ka
loan
hai,
.
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID waali
shaayari banata kaun hai.
.

Pati- Beta, Apni Mumy Ko Bol Ki Bapuji aaj Dandi March Krna Chahte H. Patni- Beta, Papa Ko Bol Ki Aaj Dandi March Nhi Kar Skte, Lal Bahadur Aaye Hue H.

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Haha....Must Read coz climax is just awesome =))

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CONFESSION OF A LADY!!!..

.

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of Rajma (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone ...rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The Rajma I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday"😀

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