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puns Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 That's the best spelling mistake I have ever seen no puns intended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HotSonix Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 For Bengali guys only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearHea:D Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Holy sh*t this scene :rofl: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pbpoovannagamer Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Holy sh*t this scene :rofl: that is mental!! and they have made it with all seriousness!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Walker Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Via whatsapp Lesser Known facts about Arnab Once Rajnikanth taught a baby to talk...that baby was named Arnab Goswami. Arnab's wife never argues with him as she is afraid of losing. Most of the self proclaimed evidence papers he waves on his show Newshour are grocery lists written by his wife. When Arnab Goswami was in school, he used to answer every question with 33 questions. Once a service manager at a prominent 5-star hotel asked Arnab for feeback on his stay. The manager was released only after Goswami asked him 74 questions. To calculate the longest Arnab Goswami has ever paused, IIT - Delhi is working on a device that can record time in nanoseconds. Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from The Newshour could weaken structure. Bennet & Coleman is proposing to place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswami's throat, the resultant electricity can power all the Times group buildings in Mumbai . Pakistan's former dictator Parvez Musharraf had 5 military interrogators question him non-stop for 34 hours in preparation for his first appearance on Newshour. If Arnab Goswami had been in Jail with Kasab... the hanging won't happen because Arnab won't let him complete his sentence!! From the moon, you can see the Great Wall of China............ and you can hear Arnab Goswami shouting 'THE NATION DEMANDS AN ANSWER' !!! Arnab Goswami is fluent in English, but weak in Grammar... he has not mastered the full stop and comma! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 (edited) A Young Pilot wanted to sound cool on the Aviation frequencies. During his first Landing at Night, & instead of making official request to the Tower, he said "Guess who?" The Annoyed Controller switched off Field Lights & replied "Guess where"!! Edited September 23, 2014 by Walker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Holy sh*t this scene :rofl: LMFAO hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes: - " I want my husband to have eyes only for me - I want to be the only one in his life - I want him to sleep always by my side - I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes." The Genie turned THE LADY into a Iphone 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. "Yes it is," bartender answers. "Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do." "What about golden urinals?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bhushan Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Pakistan claims 'Mars Fatah' to be the cheapest ever Mars mission in history of human civilization. “India's Mars mission project cost is Rs 450 crore, while ours is mere Rs 4.5 lakh. And above that, India's mission is unmanned while we are sending two of our men,” boasted Ali Pasha, chief of Pakistan's space agency, SUPARCO. Explaining project's low cost, Ali Pasha revealed that SUPARCO sent the astronauts by a daily flight from Karachi to Chicago. “We were under huge pressure to keep the project as economical as possible, so we gave our astronauts economy class tickets,” he added. Astronauts were wearing space suits right from their home and kept it wearing even during flight. Lakhs of Pakistanis assembled at Karachi airport to wish them best of luck for their exploration. Besides carrying homemade food and pickles, they are also carrying blankets, extra sweaters, and mufflers, just in case space suit fails to guard them from cold. After the flight landed, the Government of Pakistan declared that their astronauts had landed on Mars. While Pak gov claims that the mission was peaceful and successful, sources tell Faking News that there was a minor scuffle between the two astronauts as to who will put their feet down on ground first and get into history books. As per SUPARCO insiders, astronauts have started sending images from Mars aka US on WhatsApp. While exploring they have found presence of water, oxygen and even McDonalds outlets. Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 ^Found this here : http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/resize-image.html?src=http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mars_pak.jpg&h=&w=300 Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbpoovannagamer Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 this is a gem!! they nailed It!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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