Walker Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Walker Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Old but f**king gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Walker Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 A housewife calls over a lover during the day, while her husband is at work -- Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company: Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "£250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "I'll tell." Man: "How much?" Boy: "£750." Man: "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "£1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church to confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy : "Dark in here." The priest : "Don't start that sh*t again!" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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godspeed4476 Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 He basically throws in every word he knows in English dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 He basically throws in every word he knows in English dictionary True true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Walker Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Adult Fairy Tale Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.' The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth... THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly . The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.' The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red . She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after. Question: What was in the Prince's pants? Cadbury's 5 Star bar of course. It melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbpoovannagamer Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 My inventory in Fallout 3 and Skyrim getting over encumbered every time!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) ^that cracked me up. Edited September 30, 2014 by Walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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