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An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

 

The Pakistani Officer was surprised, and asked:

"But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex Minister of Ports & Shipping?"

 

The Afghan replied:

"Wallah ya habibi, don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan?"

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In a science class, 3 worms were placed into 3 separate jars.

 

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol

 

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke

 

The third worm was put into a jar of soil.

 

After one day, these were the results:

 

The first worm in alcohol ---dead.

 

The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.

 

The 3rd worm in soil --- alive.!!

 

So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment.?"

 

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said.

 

"As long as you drink and smoke , you won't have worms inside u.":

CHEERS..

 

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And while we are squabbling over the Moon and Mars, North Korea just reached the Sun, collected a few sunspots and is getting the guy back,

North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun
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This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.

 

Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time.

The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered.

Source: Tweaktown

 

Yup,

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