hope Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozart Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan. The Pakistani Officer was surprised, and asked: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the ex Minister of Ports & Shipping?" The Afghan replied: "Wallah ya habibi, don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jackthesnake Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 never mess with a two year old. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Daily occurrence at my home every evening, right down to the "i'm warning you" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Walker Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 HAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Craziest comment especially for "The Killers" fans 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bhpian Bali Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Craziest comment especially for "The Killers" fans ha ha ha ha ah ah a ha didnt get the joke.. :-| 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) ha ha ha ha ah ah a ha didnt get the joke.. :-| You'll get it if you've heard the song "Human" by The Killers Edited October 31, 2014 by Walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhushan Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 In a science class, 3 worms were placed into 3 separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke The third worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first worm in alcohol ---dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead. The 3rd worm in soil --- alive.!! So the science teacher asked the class --- "What can you learn from this experiment.?" Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said. "As long as you drink and smoke , you won't have worms inside u.": CHEERS.. Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosh Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Craziest comment especially for "The Killers" fans Are we human, or are we dancer. _O_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbpoovannagamer Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnF-zTrHvGs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALPHA17 Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 And while we are squabbling over the Moon and Mars, North Korea just reached the Sun, collected a few sunspots and is getting the guy back, North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours. Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount of time. The North Korean central news agency is calling the 18-hour mission the "greatest human achievement of our time" - and so they should, landing a man on the Sun, a trip that took 18 hours return, is quite the achievement, all things considered. Source: Tweaktown Yup, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoyaHibari Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Isd that true or one of those NK jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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