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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you see me now?"

 

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you see me now?"

 

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

 

Did you pick that up from Reader's Digest or something ?

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Funny or not, you have to admit that it is clever.

 

 

 

You could've sent him a PM...

 

 

 

Did you pick that up from Reader's Digest or something ?

 

I sort of understand what it could be (the hindi translation?) But I'm hoping it isn't that bad :|

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I sort of understand what it could be (the hindi translation?) But I'm hoping it isn't that bad :|

I think it's just that, the combination of all the words becomes, "yes we see ya" in English !

 

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Boy To A Doctor: My Gf Is Pregnant Bt I Used Protection

Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno,

Ek Shikari Ek Din Gun Ki Jagah Umbrella Le Gaya,

Achanak Lion Samne Aaya To Usne Umbrella Ka Handle Khicha Aur Fire Kiya,

Lion Wahi Mar Gaya..

Boy: Ghantaa...!

Kissi Aur Ne Goli Mari Hogi..

Doctor: Exactly…!!

 

Strong language

 

 

 

Girls Hostel ka guard roz daru pine ke baad gali bakta tha: Mera naam he Jeevanlal, kiski chuut me kitne baal..?

Ek bakchod ladki sunkar boli: Meri chuut me itne baal, ki phas jayega Jeevanlal J

eevanlal: Goli chalegi thaaye se, chuut phategi baye se, jal jayenge sare baal, bach niklega Jeevanlal !!

 

 

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