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:lol: was he nominated and didnt got the award ??? i havent watched oscars thats y i m asking ??

 

gone are his pulp fiction days....and i dont think oscar ppl are crazy enough to even consider movies like jumper and snakes on a plane :P

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May be you are King of World...

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May be you are most dangerous in world...

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May be you are an independent one...

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May be you can rule other or rule the World...

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May be you are most lovable by others...

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Either you are a Gentleman...

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Or most Dangerous Killer of the world...

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But The fact is this...

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When you are at home...

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...Wife is Wife...

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...Does not matter Who the Hell you are...

 

 

This msg is dedicated to all da shaadi shuda insaans in IVG :roflroll:

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^ parker.... :roflroll: that was brilliant... so HP i take it that's ur position @ home :roflroll:

 

same is the case with..... danny, arsc, acpn, etc etc

 

n of course soon to join that club.... jiggi, etc etc

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posted on fml :

 

 

Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad.

 

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits

 

Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper

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^ parker.... :ack: that was brilliant... so HP i take it that's ur position @ home :ack:

same is the case with..... danny, arsc, acpn, etc etc

n of course soon to join that club.... jiggi, etc etc

 

danny bhai married :O

kaka, ACPN bhai toh kabke apni naiya paar kar chuke :P tavi toh woh Amit bhai ke shaadi ke time pe thread mein bahut meethe meethe baatein kar rahe the :P:giggle:

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