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an incident that happened with me:-

 

i was attending my college fest in which "parikrama" came.....

 

i got a call from an unknown number...... :lol:

 

i picked up,it was a wrong number :(

 

and before i told him it was a wrong number

 

he scolded me and asked me to turn down the volume of the TV

 

:doh:

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A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."

 

The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her."

 

The clerk replies "Anything?"

 

"Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde.

 

He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. "Take it out", says the clerk."

 

She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello? ... Mom?"

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A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe."

 

The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her."

 

The clerk replies "Anything?"

 

"Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde.

 

He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. "Take it out", says the clerk."

 

She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello? ... Mom?"

Just one Word........

 

EPIC........

 

:):P :P

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CID special PJs

 

1.Ladki ke chakkar mein dosto su hui fight

 

 

Ladki ke chakkar mein dosto su hui fight

 

 

Area of triangle = half base into height

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2.Bhindi 50 rupee kilo bik rahi hai

 

 

Bhindi 50 rupee kilo bik rahi hai

 

 

Abhijeet yeh bat utni sidhi nahi hai jitni dikh rahi hai

 

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3.Ye haseen vaadiyan,

aur khlua khula akaash

 

 

Ye haseen vaadiyan,

aur khlua khula akaash

 

 

MY GOD abhijeet

Ek aur lash

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4.Tumhe dekha to dil se ek aah nikli

 

 

Tumhe dekha to dil se ek aah nikli

 

 

ACP Pradyuman says , abhijeet ye kiski laash nikli

 

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5.Tu meri, main tera

 

 

Tu meri, main tera

 

 

ACP pradyuman bola ...theek se dekho is laash ka chehra

 

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6.Kharcha chale papa ki kismat par.

 

Gor farmaiyega.......

 

 

Kharcha chale papa ki kismat par.

 

 

 

ACP to abhijeet ... mijhe vo khooni chahiye kissi bhi kimat par..

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The CID and Roadies PJ's are doing the rounds these days in the form of SMS'es........

 

BTW here's a general one which I got a few days back:

 

Kisi ko na thi mere pyaar ki khabar,

 

Kisi ko na thi mere pyaar ki khabar,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Diagram galat ho gaya hain rubber de rubber.........

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