WhiteWolf Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 (edited) LOL Edited March 27, 2010 by Zodak911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Stryke Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 oh geez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhav Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhi90 Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 an incident that happened with me:- i was attending my college fest in which "parikrama" came..... i got a call from an unknown number...... i picked up,it was a wrong number and before i told him it was a wrong number he scolded me and asked me to turn down the volume of the TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superfrag Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 The terrorist one was EPIC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godspeed4476 Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?" "Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. "Take it out", says the clerk." She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello? ... Mom?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VelivolusDas Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?" "Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip his pants. She does. "Take it out", says the clerk." She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello? ... Mom?" Just one Word........ EPIC........ :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushy Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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akashkhannabond007 Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 CID special PJs 1.Ladki ke chakkar mein dosto su hui fight Ladki ke chakkar mein dosto su hui fight Area of triangle = half base into height --------------------------------------------------- 2.Bhindi 50 rupee kilo bik rahi hai Bhindi 50 rupee kilo bik rahi hai Abhijeet yeh bat utni sidhi nahi hai jitni dikh rahi hai -------------------------------------------------- 3.Ye haseen vaadiyan, aur khlua khula akaash Ye haseen vaadiyan, aur khlua khula akaash MY GOD abhijeet Ek aur lash ------------------------------------------------- 4.Tumhe dekha to dil se ek aah nikli Tumhe dekha to dil se ek aah nikli ACP Pradyuman says , abhijeet ye kiski laash nikli ----------------------------------------------------- 5.Tu meri, main tera Tu meri, main tera ACP pradyuman bola ...theek se dekho is laash ka chehra --------------------------------------------------------------- 6.Kharcha chale papa ki kismat par. Gor farmaiyega....... Kharcha chale papa ki kismat par. ACP to abhijeet ... mijhe vo khooni chahiye kissi bhi kimat par.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in-fi-ni-ty Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 ^ :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhi90 Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 kahan se milte yeh sab...... i want some similar shaayari......general stuf..not cid themed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VelivolusDas Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 The CID and Roadies PJ's are doing the rounds these days in the form of SMS'es........ BTW here's a general one which I got a few days back: Kisi ko na thi mere pyaar ki khabar, Kisi ko na thi mere pyaar ki khabar, Diagram galat ho gaya hain rubber de rubber......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pArth Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Dcold total se jaati hai khaansi dcold total se jaati hai khaansi Acp pradyuman - Tumhe phaansi hogi phaansi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pArth Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Bahut hue CID ke pjs , ek pal ke liye hame chhod do Bahut hue CID ke pjs , ek pal ke liye hame chhod do Ek pal samaapt hua , Daya darawaaza tod do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aftrunner Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_KaRaN_ Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Bahut hue CID ke pjs , ek pal ke liye hame chhod do Bahut hue CID ke pjs , ek pal ke liye hame chhod do Ek pal samaapt hua , Daya darawaaza tod do .. jee sir, abhi lo .. .. nahi toot raha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pArth Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Abe darwaaza todne ko bola , diwaal nahi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_KaRaN_ Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 darwaze wale smiley nahi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pArth Posted March 28, 2010 Report Share Posted March 28, 2010 Khooni ne dikhaaya daya ko chaaku khooni ne dikhaaya daya ko chaaku are kya hua anandi ke baapu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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