Jump to content

Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread


Chaztin
 Share

Recommended Posts

Apni mehnat ka paseena is tarah na pocho...

Apni mehnat ka paseena is tarah na pocho...

ACP Pradyuman ne kaha, 'Socho Daya Socho'.

 

 

Mujh pe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, mujhpe chad gaya hai CID ka bhoot, Abhijit ne kaha ‘Hands up or I will shoot’

 

 

keyboard par ek button hai “Tab”

keyboard par ek button hai “Tab”

Abhijeet iss laash ko le chalo forensic Lab

 

 

Gaai ko angrezi mein kehte hain COW, Gaai ko angrezi mein kehte hain COW..Kuch to baat hai Daya,Pata Lagao

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Boss : Let me f**k u just one time, I'll be quick and pay u Rs 20000... Ill throw the money on the floor and before u bend and pick it up all, Ill be done..

 

 

 

Girl likes the proposal and she calls her Boyfriend....

 

 

Boyfriend - its fine but ask for 30000 and be very quick to pick the money

 

 

 

After 4 hrs Boyfriend calls her

 

 

Boyfriend- what happened

 

 

Girlfriend - that bastard is still ..... aahhh ... f**king me .. .aahhh.. He brought all coins

 

 

 

 

LESSON - Please read the offer document carefully before investing..!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Boss : Let me f**k u just one time, I'll be quick and pay u Rs 20000... Ill throw the money on the floor and before u bend and pick it up all, Ill be done..

Girl likes the proposal and she calls her Boyfriend....

Boyfriend - its fine but ask for 30000 and be very quick to pick the money

After 4 hrs Boyfriend calls her

Boyfriend- what happened

Girlfriend - that bastard is still ..... aahhh ... f**king me .. .aahhh.. He brought all coins

LESSON - Please read the offer document carefully before investing..!!

 

:D

 

BTW, why is everyone suddenly so interested in CID PJs.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Itne Saare CId ke Pj's dekh ke Daya ko gussa aaya.....

 

Itne Saare CId ke Pj's dekh ke Daya ko gussa aaya.....

 

Tohdi der baad ACP cheekha chilaya aur bola.....

 

Abe DAYA mere peechwade me Bamboo kahe ghusaya :devil: ...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Itne Saare CId ke Pj's dekh ke Daya ko gussa aaya.....

 

Itne Saare CId ke Pj's dekh ke Daya ko gussa aaya.....

 

Tohdi der baad ACP cheekha chilaya aur bola.....

 

Abe DAYA mere peechwade me Bamboo kahe ghusaya :ack: ...

:tease: ..

bamboo ghusaya to krizal chilaya..

 

bamboo ghusaya to krizal chilaya..

 

fir se dalo daya babu..bada maza aya .. :wub:

Edited by Daya
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...