Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

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4 hours ago, Felix the cat said:

 

 

I really want to clarify on this, first of all bcs I come from this part of India and secondly I visited Prayagraj on 18th feb for snan, my parents insisted me to take them by car bcs they were concerned about traveling by train, many incidents of stone pelting on AC coaches were reported recently that time, even i didnt want them to go by train. So i agree, bcs otherwise they know there is no chance Im going there, not bcs I have any issue attending religious ceremonies but its a place with millions of people and we all know that nobody cares about common people if anything goes wrong in India, i mean expecting frm police or administration is just foolish, for them either we're voters or a pests. 

 

But I already made it clear to my parents that they were not allowed to play emotional card on me bcs Im not gonna take a dip in the river. The reason was, as i said I come from this part so i know two three things better, before prayagraj, its Kanpur where river comes from, and beleive me after crossing kanpur, its not right to even call it a river. I know it also crosses delhi, trust me delhi is way better, its a national capital, their municipal corporation have money, manpower and machines. Forget about these things in kanpur. 

 

So we reached on 18th feb evening, before this i never knew that entering into any city from a highway can be this difficult, it took me 16 hrs of continuous driving, we took off at 1 am of 18th feb and reached at 05:30 pm. So yeah they took a holy dip and offcourse very well played a emotional card to bring me into the river, which spoiled everyone's mood little  in the end.

 

Even I started having second thoughts bcs i was exhausted but I stopped myself. What made me pulled back? 

 

First thing, very noticeable, the unnatural colour of the river. Temporary booths made for Devotees to change clothes just near the river, but misused by devotees themselves and all the urine was flowing outwards from the booths and then into the river. Lot of dogs bcs of food, and lot of their poop just near the bank, washing away slowly by river water, leaving thick yellow trail behind. The least problematic things are Plastic, chappals, flowers and discarded clothes and offcourse lots of people. Funny part is, these things weren't even my concern, not even faecal coliform, I was just saving myself from getting into a chemical broth that comes from kanpur, cancer and what not. I know you all must be thinking why I didn't do anything for my parents, first thing its a waste of time, secondly they're from diff generation, when air, water and river used to be pure and they lived most part of their lifen in that environment only, nothing gonna happen to them. On the other hand, I still have to live more than half of my life into this chemical and gas chamber, with chemically rich food, few chances that i even reach their age. 

 

When my mother finally spoiled my mood after emotionally blackmailing me, insisting on taking dip, just for her sake I took some water and sprinkled on myself with my hand. You know what, after two minutes my fingers become sticky, like it happens when you dip your fingers in sugar syrup or anything sweet, idk why, but im glad that i didnt changed my decision. 

 

 

I don't think this is a political or religious post, it's just my honest experience. So please dont ban me for sharing it 

Ale ale AC waale bhaiyo ko dhoop mein jaana pada, itna sehna pada. Do you get irritated in the sun when your skin gets tanned? Mineral water only you drink Mr. Richie rich? 

4 hours ago, Sapola said:

 

Sapola kaisa rahega?

 

Zehreela Sapola or backstabber sapola would be apt for you as well  

[Felix the cat]

9 minutes ago, hope said:

Ale ale AC waale bhaiyo ko dhoop mein jaana pada, itna sehna pada. Do you get irritated in the sun when your skin gets tanned? Mineral water only you drink Mr. Richie rich? 

lekin isko bhut lag rhi hai. 

 

Bhai 16 ghante drive krne ke baad aur easily more than 24hrs of no sleep, krke dekho, kisi desi ki bhi fat ke haat me aa jaygi. Kisi ki kya, mai desi hi hu bhai proper. Aur emo card- Sirf tum mumbai bangalore wale rich ho, desi log rich nhi ho skte kya?

Edited April 17, 2025 by Felix the cat

[Felix the cat]

14 hours ago, AnK said:

Dude the point is not about making sense on hygiene or not.

 

It’s just that this is not the place for criticising someone else’s faith & finding sense in it.

 

Ppl will retaliate showing other ugly customs & cultural foolishness(first thing that comes to my mind is that tablikki jamaat licking each others mucous filled cutlery) & this will lead to a community name calling & war…

 

Just no point getting into all that.

 

We are sane educated individuals…that crap has no place among us.

What are you saying, Im not criticising anyone's faith, Im just talking about the flowing water of a river. And what anyone's faith? its my faith too, I have no problem taking dip at haridwar on mahakumbh. Im just sharing what I saw. 

 

On 4/16/2025 at 2:15 PM, Sapola said:

 

 

Edited April 18, 2025 by Felix the cat

[Sapola]

Please yaar maaf karo tum log

 

@Felix the catyaar chhod de na bhai.

Edited April 17, 2025 by Sapola

[Felix the cat]

16 minutes ago, Sapola said:

Please yaar maaf karo tum log

 

@Felix the catyaar chhod de na bhai.

Isme maaf krne wali kya baat hai, chill maro yar. 

[Felix the cat]

 

 

 

[AnK]

Billi Sapole ko ban karwake he mannegi  

[Felix the cat]

2 hours ago, AnK said:

Billi Sapole ko ban karwake he mannegi  

Accha aisi baat hai kya, itne per wo ban bhi ho skta hai. Chalo mujhe kya padi hai, mai to casually bol rha tha, i will delete that post.

[Sapola]

 

 

 

[Zod]

Waah

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bollywood 🤡 

 

 

 

[Felix the cat]

Sirf bharat natyam original hai bhai, baki sab k sab chor hai sale. 

Edited April 18, 2025 by Felix the cat
Bharat natyam to classical dance hai. My bad

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[Sapola]

 

Save this if they call you street-shitter.

 

 

 

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