Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

[Bird Bird Bird]

OMG..

[Bulovski]

[Bird Bird Bird]

.. That's exactly how i feel when i play Tetris..

[Chaztin]

 

 

 

[Chaztin]

 

 

 

 

 

[Chaztin]

 

 

 

 

 

[Chaztin]

EPIC

 

Edited April 9, 2010 by Chaztin

[Bird Bird Bird]

^^ Disturbing to say the least..

[pArth]

penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe

[godspeed4476]

penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe

[WhiteWolf]

 

[Aftrunner]

Greatest hits from Bash.org. FML aint got sh*t on that website.

 

<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!

<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key

<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!

<Judge-Mental> f**k me

 

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?

<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?

<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

 

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike

<goatboy> what?

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> er?

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> and?

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> ...

<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.

<goatboy> i dont get it

<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.

<goatboy> bastard

 

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

[sup bro?]

Funny stuff

 

This is my favourite

 

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE

<Donut[AFK]> INSULT

<Eurakarte> RETORT

<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT

<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE

<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE f**k UP

<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM

<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE

<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE

<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE

<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE

<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES

<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD

<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

[Aftrunner]

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.

<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

 

<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???

<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

 

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

 

Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome

MaroonSand: no its not dude

 

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.

<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

[Aftrunner]

I used to waste hours on that place on one of my jobs.

[sup bro?]

During my earlier job, as a security analyst, I spent countless hours on Quakenet, LSpace and other random channels.

People are really retarded, in a hilarious way.

[Aftrunner]

I know. Isnt the interenet great? :-D

[sup bro?]

I know. Isnt the interenet great? :-D

 

It sure is.

 

[WhatsInTheName]

wtf is this bash.org?

[Phoenix Wright]