Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

[Aftrunner]

<fiXie> me have black eye

<ArioZ`> from whats?

<heartz> hah, inept c**ksucking of course

 

[Phoenix Wright]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

 

[Bulovski]

I found a new time waster

 

I spent countless hours on LSpace.org as well - awesome site. Shame they stopped updating because the new books have a ton of new age references.

[Bulovski]

#917561 +(955)- [X]

 

<Rei> What's Microsoft Works?

<K> An oxymoron.

[sup bro?]

Another favorite

 

 

 

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book

<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

 

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.

<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

 

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

 

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."

<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

 

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

 

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

 

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

 

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

 

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

 

<JonJonB> Ok

<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof

<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all

<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

<melusine > O_______O

<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

 

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

 

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

[AtheK]

lol chaz is on roll

[Chaztin]

 

 

 

[Pushy]

pizza in Isosceles Triangle

 

must be re-borned Pythagoras...in this case, meet me personally beech need to settle some score for me failing in Maths

[Chaztin]

 

 

 

 

[playstation]

^^ @ the chinese girl pic.

[Pushy]

lol @ police case

[Bird Bird Bird]

At Bash.org ..

<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."

<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer

<DmncAtrny> and run like hell

[Pushy]

[ayush12ice]

[rahul]

This cat is more Splinter Cell than Conviction.

 

[Pushy]

 

Cat Fisher

Edited April 9, 2010 by Pushy

[ayush12ice]

<Pahricida> and I never want to get rickrolled again by my alarm clock

<Linds-inClass> ROFL

<Linds-inClass> radio clock?

<Pahricida> yeah

<Linds-inClass> hahaha

<Pahricida> it woke me up with a rickroll

<Linds-inClass> that is pure awesome

<Linds-inClass> XD

<Pahricida> :S

<Pahricida> not if it happens to you

<Pahricida> you're like

<Pahricida> ztZZzzZzz

<Pahricida> "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOOOOOOOOWN!"

<Pahricida> "AH SHUT THE f**k UP"

 

 

x-c0n: Dude I was so drunk last night.. apparently this girl said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered, "Simba".

 

Eli: Today this black kid who acts pretty white was trying to convince me that hes asian cus hes a ninja

Eli: I said

Eli: "ninja please"

Eli: It was awesome.

 

<ChaosTeacup> playing f**king?

<ChaosTeacup> f**king isnt a game, its a very very serious sport

<Chiri> it can be quite competitive

<ChaosTeacup> although its best if you end in a draw

<Chiri> but the professional leagues aren't very respected as a career path

<ChaosTeacup> its best to play in the minors

<ChaosTeacup> wait

<ChaosTeacup> no

[ayush12ice]

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed

<ktp753>ouch.

<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

 

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler

<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown

<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

Edited April 9, 2010 by ayush12ice

[_KaRaN_]

@^ Old bt Gold

[rahul]

Waitamin.. is this the M41 rocket launcher from Halo?

 

 

p.s : Prince...its showtime