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ok i would like to thank afty for introducing me to bash.org... many hours would be well spent hence forth! :(

 

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars

<Cthon98> ********* see!

<AzureDiamond> hunter2

<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me

<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******

<Cthon98> thats what I see

<AzureDiamond> oh, really?

<Cthon98> Absolutely

<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2

<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?

<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that

<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******

<AzureDiamond> awesome!

<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?

<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw

<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

 

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?

<TheXPhial> vaccuums

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

<TheXPhial> black holes

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?

<TheXPhial> lava?

 

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#670375 +(13354)- [X]

 

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z

<JonTG> wait, sh*t

 

<Sonium> someone speak python here?

<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS

<lucky> SSSSS

<Sonium> the programming language

 

<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."

<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.

<SpaceRain> STUPID

 

<link>once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
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thks guys for pointing out this awesome site:

 

#1964 +(6211)- [X]

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps

[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps

[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps

[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?

[01:35] (hilo21) f**k you

[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my a*s, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

 

#5301 +(6209)- [X]

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.

<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

 

 

* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)

* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :devil:)

<@ShowDowN> that is sick

<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in

<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

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<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name.

 

* EtherMan slashes MadHatter with the jagged edge of a PS2 polygon

 

<TheFlux> give me a chick with lips the size of that guy from aerosmith or something

<scarf> why dont you just get the guy from aerosmith

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