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3rd one:-

 

 

punjabi tv channel:

 

Villain tries to rape a girl,tears her Kurti bt fumbles with her salwar. He is unable to

 

open or break the naada..

 

Voice from background: Thwaa'di maaa di,Thwaa'di bhen di, Ijjat de

 

rakh'waale,PAPPU naade.. :P

 

 

:D

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Santa goes to Banta's house at almost midnight and knocks on the door.

Banta: (opens the door) "Tu kyaa kar raha hai ? "

Santa: "Aree

gaand

mein khujli ho rahi hai. Will you put your hand inside and see what's wrong ?"

Banta: (gets grossed up but says )"Theek hai. Dost ke liye kuch bhi."

Banta puts hand inside Santa's

arse

and starts feeling around :rofl:

Santa: Kuch mila ?

Banta: Haan..kuch toh andar hai

Santa: Usko bahaar nikal

Banta: Abee yeh toh ek rolex watch hai

Santa(turns around and says): Happy Birthday

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too good me also gonna post some jokes from now.

 

first one:-

pappu-Dadaji, ye Condom kya hota hai ?

 

Dadaji-Chal bhag badmash muje nhi pata.

 

pappu-Main janta tha buddhe Tujhe pata hota to aaj Jaydaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.:D

 

:P:rofl: :rofl:

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my joke:

 

girl1 - magic is awesome...i like magic...who here does

girl2 - yeah girl, i like magic yo!

boy - hey, even i like magic...

girl2 - really? wow, wanna date?

boy - wait, i wanted to say Black magic...

girl 2 leaves...girl1 leaves

boy - wtf...

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my joke:

 

girl1 - magic is awesome...i like magic...who here does

girl2 - yeah girl, i like magic yo!

boy - hey, even i like magic...

girl2 - really? wow, wanna date?

boy - wait, i wanted to say Black magic...

girl 2 leaves...girl1 leaves

boy - wtf...

 

haha

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my joke:

 

girl1 - magic is awesome...i like magic...who here does

girl2 - yeah girl, i like magic yo!

boy - hey, even i like magic...

girl2 - really? wow, wanna date?

boy - wait, i wanted to say Black magic...

girl 2 leaves...girl1 leaves

boy - wtf...

 

:huh::blink::mellow:

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my joke:

 

girl1 - magic is awesome...i like magic...who here does

girl2 - yeah girl, i like magic yo!

boy - hey, even i like magic...

girl2 - really? wow, wanna date?

boy - wait, i wanted to say Black magic...

girl 2 leaves...girl1 leaves

boy - wtf...

 

i'm a little disturbed :mellow:

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