sup bro? Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 The perils of localization from http://nerfnow.com/comic/289 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 ^^ Resume Balakrishna Nandamuri Email: killthepeople@ suicide.com Phone: +910000000000 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters. Preofessio'nil' Experience: · 30 years in Telugu Industry. · Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops) · Side role- 1979(14 flops) · Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops) Acting Skills: · Stop Moving Trains, Killing People with Cocks(Palnati brahmanaidu) , · Climbing Mt. Everest with out any Help (Vijayendra varma), · Shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu), · Playing with current (Okka magadu), etc. Expected CTC: Min. 5 crores for each film Achievements: World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth, the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu Project Details: 1. Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only. 2. Climbing any mountain with hands. 3. Pulling chair front and sending train back Leadership Skills: · Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle. Special Attraction: 1. Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also 2. Having laser eyes. (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha) 3. Senseless talking in functions, interviews 4. Hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam) Personal Details: Name: BalKrish N Age : 30yrs in Industry Weight: I Dont know Exactly(Mission Not Working..... .Showing Display As "Weight LIMIT OVER".) Sex: Intrested Hobbies: I am Not a Man to have Hobbies Finally 2 Days Back, Sending This Resume to US Govt. with Ref. Barak Obama for the post of Chief Investigation Officer, FBI. Presently Thinking and Waiting for the Call........ ......... ! Conclusion: Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist". The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped Balayya and said, "Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Lalit Modi 3 weeks back: Surrounded by Katrina, Deepika, Preity & Shilpa----AXE Effect Now by IT Officials ---TAX Effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abhi90 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 (edited) Edited April 30, 2010 by abhinit90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrIzAliD Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 OOoOOoOoO SCORPIANOOOOOOOOOOO !!! Not KEWL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrIzAliD Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 NAUGHTY MARIO Having all the FUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Parker Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy: Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avails. What can I do? Signed Reply Dear Madam,First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 . If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7 Good Luck Madam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinbin007 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 WTF! That just teared my Ears OUT! Damn You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nights Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Turn up the sound for full effect :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godspeed4476 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Turn up the sound for full effect :v Poor guy, hsa to make all the funny noises and do stuff to get laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackhammer06 Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 The accent . Freddie mercury will be rollig in his grave! Hollyy Shiiiittt!!! :rofl: Quoted for a new page!!Funniest sh*t I've ever heard!!!! We will..we will rackh eeu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 viewer discretion is advised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWolf Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Nice cooling system... ahahh maartey hi BOOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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akashkhannabond007 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) @achilles that sardaar edit - smiley fail Edited May 3, 2010 by GΩW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
achilles Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 LOL. seriously that sardar watch part 2 too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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