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I thot you are allowed to post some non-veg jokes...in spoiler tags :|....Come on bulovski i know you also like explicit stuff ..:samui:

Well most of the pics tht u have posted in the thread is really awesome fun.

but I agree with bul, it was far too explicit to be mentioned , even with spoilers tag used. Leave these jokes and keep posting the pics :ranting:

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Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back

to Patna , when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car...

 

The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to

go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...

 

The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a

bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to

know what happened.

 

The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log

ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai,tab sare

log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.Par hum

dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara

piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa

hamein de diya, aur kaha "bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya"

 

Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha? "

 

The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur

hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon"

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