ghb Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 rediff comments are a blast to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noctis Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Oh god, that is wrong in so many ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man In The Box Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) Awesome parody of 'Baby' by Justin Beiber ! Edited June 8, 2010 by Avishkar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashishnk Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resoluti on photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany . Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. . Now give me back my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWolf Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) APPLE PWND FUNNY GIF http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?f...68282541478.gif CHECK IT ************* Edited June 9, 2010 by Zodak911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Madhav Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 GUYS NSFW XXX Stuff.. "only for Adults " ...Extremely funny. xxxxxxxxxxxx.gif Bicycle kick...LMAO ahahahahah remove it yo.... even though it was funny, i dont think yu can post such stuff here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashmeet Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Zodak wtf, don't you think before doing stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWolf Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 (edited) Removed... Godspeed liked it.... Edited June 9, 2010 by Zodak911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shockwave Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playstation Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 (edited) Edited June 9, 2010 by playstation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godspeed4476 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 The ostrich got pwnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 ^^ Borked link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playstation Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 ^^ Borked link. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarketTantrik Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Awesome doggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godspeed4476 Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Being a dog has its perks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shockwave Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in-fi-ni-ty Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 is d girl in the end really naked ? n did d dog take away the innerware?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashishnk Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 is d girl in the end really naked ? n did d dog take away the innerware?? sometin like alienware Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pArth Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 That dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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