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Awesome Answers In IAS(Indian Administrative Service) Examination

 

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

 

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

 

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

 

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

 

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

 

Q.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

 

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A: The other half. (UPSC – IAS Topper )

 

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

A: Dinner.

 

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

 

 

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:rofl::chair:

 

2 awesomes with in seconds of each other :doh:

now that just trumped over them old spice ads.

 

Seeing it for the first time. never thought such sweet, innocent looking girl would have such a potty mouth :ack:

awesome SNL is awesome :huh:

 

natalie portman :lol:

 

It makes her that much more hotter :panic:

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After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup the Nigerian goalkeeper personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that travelled to South Africa.

 

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

 

 

:roflroll:

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