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I am thoroughly embarrassed by what went on on the screen as well as the audience's reaction.

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epic :rofl:

 

also check those dead rabbit , tank ,wolf urine etc links in it :lol:

 

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361 of 385 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars These are NOT alive!, August 24, 2009

By P. Breakfield IV "Tom Steele" (Greenville, SC United States) - See all my reviews

(REAL NAME) (VINE VOICE)

This review is from: Fresh Whole Rabbit (Misc.)

I'll keep this short and sweet. We ordered one of these rabbits for our children this Easter and boy what a surprise. It is NOT a living rabbit. Someone has killed this rabbit and skinned it, I suppose for eating. Anyway, our children were traumatized and Easter is not the same holiday that it used to be for us. On the upside, we don't have to fill their Easter baskets anymore as we told them the Easter bunny was killed by Amazon.

 

P.S. The rabbit tasted very good.

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451 of 499 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A real time saver, February 9, 2007

By Elvis_Nixon (Oil Trough, Arkansas) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Fresh Whole Rabbit (Misc.)

How many weekends have I spent, in the loincloth, knife clenched in my teeth, running through the fields trying to find a rabbit? (A bunch, trust me on this, a bunch.) All so I can have something to sacrifice on the altar once I get to the cave.

 

Now, with this, home, fix a cocktail, go through the day's mail, finish my drink and drive over to the cave, yank this carcass out of the box and offer this at the feet of my dark lord and master, boom, done. I'm happy, my dark lord and master is happy, everybody wins.

 

What a time saver.

 

 

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153 of 166 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars Whole Rabbit - NOT!, September 8, 2009

By BabbChuck "BabbChuck" (Montana) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Fresh Whole Rabbit (Misc.)

I ordered one of these Fresh "Whole" Rabbits, but when it arrived its head, fur and insides were missing. Not exactly whole, I'd say! Maybe it was just damaged during shipping, but I won't be buying another one. I mean - without the long ears, how do I know it even WAS a rabbit? It was the same size and shape as a cat...not that I've seen a cat with its head, fur and insides missing. I mean, not like really close or anything.

 

On the plus side, it was delicious with a tall, cold glass of Tuscan Milk, so I give it three stars. That's three WHOLE stars, BTW.

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2.0 out of 5 stars Where's the head?, March 11, 2010

By three deep (Hickory Holler, AR) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Fresh Whole Rabbit (Misc.)

You reckon when the ad says "whole rabbit" you ought get the whole rabbit. I ain't got a head on this critter! My neighbor kids sure love playin with them rabbit heads. If I ain't got a rabbit head fer makin peace with them neighbor kids they prolly gonna come bust up my old ridin tractor. Without my tractor I can't even get up the corner store for no beer. Another thing is I ain't even got any intestines fer sausage makin! How is Easter dinner gonna be any good with no varmint sausages? This thing looks like it coulda been a guinea pig or a chinchilla or somethin. I mean, it tasted pretty damn good with hot sauce, but I reckon I oughta shot my own critter next time around. That or scrape one up off the main road, sure is cheaper. Least they left some bones in there for my ol coonhound to chaw awhile. Mavis gives it four stars but I'm only givin it two on account of no head or nothin to make sausages with. Reckon also if you ain't familiar with rabbit don't be expectin to feed no three grown men on one, ain't enough eatin on em.

 

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