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Out of office replies

 

 

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. I may be a little moody so be prepared.

 

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

 

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor’s having my brain removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

 

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

 

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

 

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

 

( The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.)

 

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.

You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

 

8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

 

9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

 

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ” Sharon ” instead of “Steve”.

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Alright, so the following convo happened about an hour ago between me, my buddy and a mutual friend who is a dumb chick..

 

Girl: Yu kno, Intoxication is bad...

Buddy: (stoned) Says who?

Girl: I.

Buddy: I who?

Me: I... Keeeel... Yuuuu!! (Achhmed style)

 

/& a laughter followed...

 

Buddy: Did we just become a part of a knock-knock joke??

Girl: (Not stoned) But, where was the "knock-knock"??

Me: :doh:

 

:rofl:

 

It was soooo funny at that time...

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Damn dude that's what we call "surprise butt secks" :bigyellowgrin:

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