Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

[pArth]

[godspeed4476]

the fish strikes back

[Cash]

@Parth

 

[godspeed4476]

Some Epic Lulz goin on in CWG discussion in the parliament , guys switch it on

[MarketTantrik]

But how many have seen this twitter account:

 

http://twitter.com/god_damn_batman

Awesome

[Snake]

[dylanjosh]

@god_damn_batman was funnier before he blew up >_<

 

for other funny twitter accounts try @Jesus_M_Christ and @ConanOBrien and VOldermort

Edited August 9, 2010 by Bagpipes

[sup bro?]

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays is pretty hilarious.

 

I'm 29. I live with my 74-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down sh*t that he says.

 

Some gems.

 

"I found some sh*t in your room...No, I found actual sh*t. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the *bleep*?"

 

"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't sh*t makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

 

“You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses f**king. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."

 

“We’re banned from the dog park. Well, I guess it’s okay to hump, and it’s okay to bark, but both at the same time freaks people out."

 

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

[Bird Bird Bird]

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[achilles]

mm..mAyb I shud b on Twitter just for these Lulz

[Choron ka raja]

mm..mAyb I shud b on Twitter just for these Lulz

 

you don't need to. you can just bookmak all those links.

[MarketTantrik]

 

[shekdown]

[Solitaire]

Now why didn't Cobb think of that. . .

[Bulovski]

[Bird Bird Bird]

[Cash]

[pArth]

Now .... get ready to watch one of the funniest/wierdest pic .......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Cash]

Holy Cow.

[Bird Bird Bird]

WTF !