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Once a Smoker was smoking & drinking alcohol at airport.........A gentleman came & asked him.

 

How much do you smoke & drink a day?

 

Smoker : Why are you asking such question?

 

Gentleman replied : If you had collected that money instead of smoking & drinking liquour ,the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.

 

Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke or drink ? Gentleman:-No.

 

Smoker asked:- is that plane belongs to you?

 

Gentleman replied:- No.

 

 

 

Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice,but that plane is mine

 

[smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya]

 

 

 

Moral of the Story : Unnecessary advice is injurious to health

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I just won 1.5 million GBP in the new common wealth games promo :wOOtjumpy:

 

"Your e-mail has won the sum of 1.5 million GBP in the on going commonwealth games promo. The United Kingdom government is giving out the sum of 1.5 million GBP to ten lucky Persons , the aim is to promote the Commonwealth Games like the Olympics. The 2010 Commonwealth games will be hosted by India.

For claims send me the information's below.

1. FULL NAMES

2. COUNTRY

3. PHONE NUMBER

4. FULL ADDRESS

5. OCCUPATION

6. EMAIL

7. SEX

8. Age

9. SCAN COPY OF IDENTITY

For more information's call Mr. Bill Jam on +447XXXXXXXXor reply to this mail.

 

Paul Anderson

Co-coordinator. "

 

 

 

If only the members of the CWC commitee had recived this email , they might have had 2nd thoughts about scamming the tax payers money........ or it might well be tht they are sending these scam mails, to mop up the left over :D

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