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Guys..This is not Funny.. If you ever want to Patao a Girl.. Just Neverrr use these pick-up lines..

 

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ? :threatenlumber:

 

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. :helpsmilie:

 

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. :thumbdown:

 

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. :scratchchin:

 

Be unique and different, say yes. :censored:

 

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world. :wOOtjumpy:

 

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. :surprise:

 

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway :naughty:

 

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? :raygun:

Thanks for the tips, didi. can u ask a few of your saheli's to sign up here?

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Snake's fav..restaurant....

 

 

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Serena Williams and Venus Williams in saree :rofl: .Its a real pic..they came to India in 2009 i guess ? lol

 

 

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Bihari Windows

 

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