Jokes and Funny Stuff Thread

[achilles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0IiKaa8v9M

no wonder it got canned!!

hardware ctrl alt del button

is there no MS thread where MT can cry in peace?

[Nikushimi]

 

 

[Nikushimi]

<bloodninja> Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

<BritneySpears14> Aight.

<bloodninja> Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

<BritneySpears14> I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

<bloodninja> Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

<BritneySpears14> Oh, I like to play dress up.

<bloodninja> Me too baby.

<BritneySpears14> I kiss you softly on your chest.

<bloodninja> I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

<BritneySpears14> Hey...

<bloodninja> I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

<BritneySpears14> Funny I still don't see it.

<bloodninja> I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

<BritneySpears14> You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

<bloodninja> Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

<bloodninja> I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

<BritneySpears14> Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

<bloodninja> Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

<bloodninja> King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

<bloodninja> You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

<bloodninja> Baby?

 

 

<BritneySpears14> Ok, are you ready?

<eminemBNJA> Aight, yeah I'm ready.

<BritneySpears14> I like your music Em... Tee hee.

<eminemBNJA> huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

<BritneySpears14> Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

<BritneySpears14> I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

<eminemBNJA> Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

<BritneySpears14> What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

<eminemBNJA> Oh ****

<BritneySpears14> I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

<eminemBNJA> Oh ****

<eminemBNJA> damn I gotta write down your names or something

[Madhav]

^

Its been posted like the 100th time now!

[Nikushimi]

This thread has almost 5k posts, so that was bound to happen...

[Pushy]

BIGGGGGEST PARADOX IN HISTORY:..TaJmAhAL-symbol of LOVE..!!

BUT WHAT U dont know is this:

1.-mumtaz was shahjahan's 4th wife!!aftr her he married 3 more!!

2.-shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her!!!

3.-mumtaz died during her 14th delivery!!14th!!i mean,wtf!!

4.-after mumtaz died,shahjahan married her sister!!!!

 

 

mkl shah jahan

fk

repped

[pArth]

 

[Pushy]

dat gif...epic pwnge

[abhi90]

HDD weight increasing

 

but seriously HDD weight increases with the data stored.

[shekdown]

Trying to get my family up to date with technology. So I splashed out, I bought my son an iPod, my daughter an iPhone and an iPad for myself. The missus felt left out so I bought her an iRon. Ungrateful cow wasn't happy with it.

[pArth]

 

[WhiteWolf]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 25, 2010 by Zodak911

[WhiteWolf]

[Bulovski]

^^ While the above pic is epic I don't think you have a clue what it really represents. You need to have played D&D for it. Oh and better tag that Jennifer Aniston pic NSFW and put it in spoilers else bannage.

[shekdown]

This is real and happened with BBC

 

BBC gets a Cab Driver by mistake, instead of the original speaker for a topic. The driver, Guy Coma, had no idea why he was brought in there, but carried on with the interview

 

[aRch-0n]

^ Jennifer's tits, actually saw em in the episode itself

[WhiteWolf]

Guy Coma again

 

[Man In The Box]

 

 

[WhiteWolf]

 

 

[pArth]

lol