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Ultimate Xbox punishment

 

From: http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2008/08/17/ul...box-punishment/

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A user on CNN's iReport blog shared an image that could send shivers down your spine. When their two children wouldn't behave while playing the original Xbox, the husband of iReport user Kingfry of Mechanicsville, Virginia, punished the pair by nailing the system to a tree in the backyard. Honestly, we wouldn't be surprised if the Xbox was still functional -- that thing was a beast. Well if that is the case, and since that tree seems fairly tall, may we suggest a wireless internet adapter?

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for those of you who havn't seen the famous maze prank -

 

lawl, i had this, but now i don't got it(deleted it), where can i get it?

well i got it again, but it's online sh*t, i need to download and save it, so that i can scare ounger onjes here and there :D

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Brit puts honeymoon up for sale after fiancee dumps him!

London, Aug 22 (ANI): A devastated Brit has put his honeymoon up for sale in a newsagent's window after his wife-to-be walked out on him weeks before their marriage.[/i]Lee Leaver spent 2,000 pounds on a dream fortnight in the Dominican Republic but his fiancee called off their marriage after a blazing row.

 

Now, Lee is offering the all-inclusive trip for a knockdown 1,000 pounds.

 

"We had a massive barney and I've not seen her since. I'm gutted - but at least this way I can claw some of my money back," the Sun quoted Lee, as saying.

 

Lee had planned to exchange wedding vows with Ruth in a fairytale ceremony at Gretna Green after she popped the question.

 

The couple then planned two weeks of marital bliss from September 2 at a luxury spa hotel, where Lee booked the honeymoon suite.

 

However, after a series of rows he went home in Swinton, Greater Manchester, to find furious Ruth had torn up their photo album and called off the 14-month relationship.

 

He begged her to postpone the wedding and fly out to the Caribbean country so they could patch things up - but Ruth refused.

 

A pal of Ruth said: "She's upset and doesn't want Lee to know where she is." (ANI)

 

I know its not that funny, but still its BIZARRE :dance:

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Abbott and Costello buy a computer

 

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT . . . .

 

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about

buying a computer.

 

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

 

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

 

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

 

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

 

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

 

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

 

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

 

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

 

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

 

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

 

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

 

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

 

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

 

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

 

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

 

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

 

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

 

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

 

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your

business. Just tell me what I need!

 

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?

 

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great! With what?

 

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

 

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

 

ABBOTT: The blue "1".

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

 

ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

 

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!

 

ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.

COSTELLO: It is?

 

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

 

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of

Office.

COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping?

You have anything I can track my money with?

 

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

 

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

 

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer?

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

 

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

 

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

 

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

 

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

 

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

 

A FEW DAYS LATER . . .

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

 

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START" . . .

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Hehe :roflroll2:

 

 

(in thick welsh accent)

 

'I'll be honest the first three times this went around the baggage carousel, i laughed as well, everybody laughed and then.. everybody went home.'

 

'I'm not the most observant person in the world but if this had happened while i was wheeling it through the airport i would've noticed. surely would've gotten very light very quickly.'

 

 

 

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