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Q: Why did Frogger cross the road?

A: Because you’ve been playing the game for hours and you’ve finally beat this level.

 

Q: What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France?

A: A Nintendo Yes.

 

Q: What was Bomber Man arrested for?

A: Indecent Explosure.

 

Q: What do you call a pokemon that tries to watch girls undress?

A: Peek-at-chu.

 

Q : what happened when the playstation drank too much water

A: it had to ps-pee

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A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps ppl who lie.

He decides 2 test it @ dinner. Dad: Son, whr were u 2day during skool hrs? SON: at skool. Robot slaps son!

Ok,I lied, I went 2 the movies. DAD: Which movie? SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again!

Ok, it was a day w/ pornstar. DAD: wht?! When I was ur age,I dnt even know wht porn was..Robot slaps Dad!

MOM: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom..lol

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Bedroom Golf :rofl:

 

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Course played on must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again!

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played on or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played on for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course.

11.Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.

13. Slow play is encouraged; however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners request.

14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.

 

Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a golf course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner and the rules are subject to change at any time. For this reason, many players prefer to continue playing on several different courses.

 

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Dont know if this has been posted earlier but here it goes..

 

For the first time in the history of mankind.... 'Need', 'Comfort' and 'Luxury' are sold at the same price...

 

Onions Rs 65, Petrol Rs 65 and Beer Rs 65...

 

Welcome to India shining... and have a happy Republic Day!

:bigyellowgrin:

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Dont know if this has been posted earlier but here it goes..

 

For the first time in the history of mankind.... 'Need', 'Comfort' and 'Luxury' are sold at the same price...

 

Onions Rs 65, Petrol Rs 65 and Beer Rs 65...

 

Welcome to India shining... and have a happy Republic Day!

:bigyellowgrin:

going on my fb!

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