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Sackboy Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Epic obaid bhai !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayush12ice Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Teacher: you call your mother as Mum. What do u call your Mother's younger sis & elder sis? Student: so simple, i'll call them Minimum & Maximum  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabba Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 megz, obaid n ayush... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwin...g the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land." Â ------------ Â A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You b*stard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!" Â ----------- Â A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop." The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars." The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup. The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars." The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money. The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet." The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sackboy Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Awesome obaid bhai !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabba Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 obaid in good form today.... the first one in the trio above is awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My weight is 102 kgs Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 krizal id the joker one is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinJo Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I need jokes with Pics , need to impress Girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) I need jokes with Pics , need to impress Girls send them your pic          j/k Edited January 25, 2011 by killzone123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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progamer Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) Â Â Edited January 25, 2011 by progamer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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killzone123 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 ^^^ dog's life is good nowadays...have seen them in bmw's and merc..smiling out of the window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 No one got my pic's joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 No one got my pic's joke. ps3 xmb.no live chat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Win Kaka Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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