Madhav Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a Construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand." So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replies, "Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither." The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent. Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!!!!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayush12ice Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 holy crap awesome jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup bro? Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 LMAO @ the supplies one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtheK Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCtZu7r6Xyk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Akon 2006 "I wanna f**k you" .. Akon 2008 " I wanna make love right now na na na" .. Akon 2010 "I just had sex!" .. poor guy waited 4 years but finially did it lool! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man In The Box Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Awesome jokes by game_freak and killzone123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 The day before Thanksgiving this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to his wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits." She wasn't about to be outdone and said, "Well you have a crooked dick, you bastard." Well, the little boy heard every word they said. After they got done fighting, he went up to the mom and asked her what bitches and bastards were. She told him that they were people. Then he asked what crooked dicks and floppy tits were. She told him that they were coats and hats. The little boy accepted both answers and went on his way. The next day, they were getting ready for a huge feast with friends and family. The little boy went up stairs where his dad was shaving. The dad cut himself and said "sh*t!" Well once again, the boy started asking questions and asked what 'sh*t' was. The father told him that it was "shaving cream". The boy accepted this answer and went downstairs were his mom was stuffing a turkey. When the mom cut herself with a knife, she said "f**k!" The boy once again asked what 'f**k' was. She told him that it was "stuffing". About that time, the door bell rang. When the little boy went to answer the door, it was his grandparents. Upon opening the door, the little boy said: "Hi bitches and bastards. Let me take your crooked dicks and floppy tits for you. Dad's upstairs putting sh*t on his face and mom's in the kitchen f**king the turkey." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWolf Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 I know some dirty jokes too.. It's just that I am a bit shy to post them here.. no need to shy..just post them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteWolf Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 (edited) BUM Edited January 30, 2011 by Zodak911 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aRch-0n Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Hahahaha The finger one was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 (edited) NSFW copious boobage ! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx this song = awesomeness ! Edited January 31, 2011 by McLarenTantrik nudity is strictly prohibited. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sackboy Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Nimmo that has serious NSFW stuff But AWESOME LOVE YOU BRO FOR THAT !! Woulda repped you but am on iphone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Nemo, that was one awesome song. Repped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killzone123 Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 this song = awesomeness ! brilliant ...repped nemo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM Sunny Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 NSFW copious boobage ! this song = awesomeness ! and fake ladies & gentlemens we just experienced a win here is yar prize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL56NP5d96Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LagWarriorZergey Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Seriously??? loool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 awww man. I did not know after putting a NSFW it still would be dangerous to post that song anyhoo, so i got a warn status, any idea if it will erode over time or stay that way ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 its gonna haunt you for eternity unless some mode *ahem* gives you a positive. .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 well then hello thar~ mr. reaper. Might i interest you in a fraandly afternoon of tea, chips and women ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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